I don't want to say they were Hyperboreans...

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    scythians and tocharians were trading with mongolian and manchu peoples thousands of years ago so yeah this is not surprising

    that bit about how the government confiscated the skeleton is classic
     
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    If this is the case, then this goes to show 1) horse domestication happened a lot earlier than imagined; 2) that ancient cultures were much more globalist than most contemporary authorities are willing to admit.
     
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    oh they don't deny it it's just no one gives a shit what went on in northern china and siberia back before trading became easier by sea

    once you get a horse up to the eurasian steppe it's pretty easy to cut across asia
     
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    http://www.nps.gov/archeology/kennewick/powell_rose.htm
     
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    So what happen with native americans?
     
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    Speaking as a being of improbable energy levels that would melt a billion humans if even one ever tried to wield - or indeed, fathom, my magnificent powers -- I have the ability to Time Walk.
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    I love these threads.

    I understand nothing, I don't click on any of the links, and I read every 5th word of every 2nd post.

    But they make me feel warm inside.
     
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    i think of you when im in bed. i imagine we're both together as two powerful sorcerers in a world that opposes you, but we always win, together.
     
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    OK flu, so how much scag have you taken this time?
     
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    I think the land bridge was still there at the time, but they could have used boats. Though the Pacific ocean is kind of big. Maybe they sailed north to Beringia and then crossed?
     
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    check out this hot redhead I met in urumqi I bet they're related

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