I don't want to be an Attention Whore, but...

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  1. Dr. Rice

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    ... I really feel that my sense of humor is wasted on the likes of you mongoloids.
     
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    Like how many of you actually understand the Dr. Rice persona?
     
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  4. CallMeMaggot

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    :)

    At least I think so...
     
  5. Harpoons

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    You obviously do.
     
  6. kibou

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    I think you're a hilarious charming and interesting individual that I would love to meet for tea and scones. :)

    Of course no one appreciated my walls of text and dramatic stories either, that I put actual effort into and were rather funny...

    But when I post bad pictures of myself, shit post or act like a massive retard I get showered with attention.

    They praise negative behaviour and shun any decent content, they live off of shit.

    The people of EDF are maggots by definition and practice, the fact that you put so much effort into pleasing these cretins is heart breaking.

    If you want to be appreciated for your merits you should go to another forum, because if you're not posting shit the maggots won't eat what you're serving.
     
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  9. CallMeMaggot

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    tru dat
     
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    You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
     
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  12. kibou

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    fuck you
     
  13. CallMeMaggot

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    I'm wearing a pillow case but not for uuuuu...
     
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    NOPE.

    At least I'll admit it rather than just saying I do.

    Care to explain?
     
  15. CallMeMaggot

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    Do u mind if I do, Rice?

    He's into occult shit...and one of the classic exercises for people into that is designing, wearing and changing personalities as they were clothes
     
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    Not my exact reasoning, but close enough.
     
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    That's interesting because my mom used to burn my knees with matches, that made so mad. So I swallowed the whole box once, before the bitch could that to me again, but got sick.
     
  18. kibou

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    So clever and new :D
     
  19. CallMeMaggot

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  20. CallMeMaggot

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    My pleasure...but not yours ;)
     
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    You have no idea how erotic that is.
     
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    i hate to be an attention whore but..... i heart you
     
  23. kibou

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    :rimshot:
     
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    I don't know why, but this made me laugh for 5 minutes.
     
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    You're talking to the same people who thought dongcopter was funny and you think your humour is wasted in them?
     
  27. Dr. Rice

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    I enjoy dongcoptor
     
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    Who doesn't love dongcopter?

    u some kind of fag bro?
     
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    What a wonderful reply you made, kibou. It's almost as if you have a hardon for the boy. Would you like a pillow with Dr. Rice printed on it or something?
     
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