I don't normally start racist threads, but...

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Obsequious, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Obsequious

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    Why is it that stupid, creepy assholes like this are always named Samir?

    I'm not saying no white man would ever try to pull something like this. I'm just saying the white guy who tries to pull this shit is going to be a manager at The Elephant Bar, as opposed to a fucking partner in a law firm. It takes a special kind of sleazy to have that much schooling, those kinds of credentials, that social and professional stature, and still think it's a good idea to advertise for a secretary who will let you and your partner bend her over the Xerox machine and tag-team her.

    Really, though, I don't feel I'm guilty of starting a racist thread, because I don't believe there is anything in Samir's DNA which predisposes him to being a fucking dumbshit. I believe his problem is one of culture.

    So I guess that makes me guilty of cultural bigotry, but not racism?
     
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    Hey, are you the same Die In A Fire mentioned in that ED article about that Hispanic dude who started some kind of Web site about ChrisChan and paid for some girl and another guy to go on vacation with him?

    'Cause if you're that same person, I'll have you know that the last time I was here in the forums, I happened to be telling somebody that I found you quite intriguing. I don't remember which thread it was, though.
     
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  6. Obsequious

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    I think you're misunderstanding; the Die In A Fire that I'm referring to is not the Hispanic dude, but a girl who was harassed by him. So the fact that you're not a dude is definitely a step in the right direction.
     
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    Dude, I am 110% not creepy.
     
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    Did you just de-rail your own godamn thread?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  11. Obsequious

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    Thank you, thank you! I am good at derailing threads! I can even troll myself.
     
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    This made me laugh. Clearly his required 3 hours of ethics training per year (dependent on the state) as well as getting at least an 85 on the MPRE screen attorneys from being total assholes, as well as ethically questionable. Dumbass.
     
  13. Obsequious

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    Funny how some of the biggest assholes I've ever heard about have been lawyers, but then, so have some of the greatest heroes.
     
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    Why would you do that? Broadcast your depravity, I mean.