Why is it that stupid, creepy assholes like this are always named Samir? I'm not saying no white man would ever try to pull something like this. I'm just saying the white guy who tries to pull this shit is going to be a manager at The Elephant Bar, as opposed to a fucking partner in a law firm. It takes a special kind of sleazy to have that much schooling, those kinds of credentials, that social and professional stature, and still think it's a good idea to advertise for a secretary who will let you and your partner bend her over the Xerox machine and tag-team her. Really, though, I don't feel I'm guilty of starting a racist thread, because I don't believe there is anything in Samir's DNA which predisposes him to being a fucking dumbshit. I believe his problem is one of culture. So I guess that makes me guilty of cultural bigotry, but not racism?