I don't have a religion...

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Seku, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Seku

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    ...but a relationship. With the Lord.
     
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    We are all agents of God, it is just a matter of realizing your illumination.
     
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    ZOMG U dumb shit god izn't real becuz i been on a plane an i didn't see any big man in the sky did u? religion is for eht stupid and weak minded, u idiot! n priests rape boys and lead humanity into the dark ages n oppress science you dumb faggot! religion is for closed minded bigots STFU!!!!

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    There is no God. There is only Satan. And His name is Debian. We pray to the almighty apt not to fuck up dependencies, we bask in His glory.
    There's also Ubuntu, but he's the gay son who brings niggercock home and noone in the family wants to acknowledge he even exists.
     
  5. Seku

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    This is a profound statement, bro.
     
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    OP and his lord.
     
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    This is our god.

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    FOOLS THERE IS NO GOD ONLY CHAOS ......ONLY KIA!!!!
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    Be sure to tell your psychiatrist that during your next visit. I'm sure they'll love to hear it.
     
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    :gaben: is my God and he is a cruel and jealous God
     
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    Lets be real they probably have the same problem . My psychiatrist is a Jehovah's witness.
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    Having a god is fine. Thinking you talk to that god borders on schizophrenia.