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    NaturesElectrojack. OtterEels. OtterGeldDog10. OtterGeldDogIn4.
     
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    all hail or whatever.
     
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    Everyone knows that pollution is not a good thing for the planet we live on. Most men, despite their size, worry and have insecurities surrounding the size of their manhood. As global pollution becomes more and more of a concern, it may soon concern men worldwide in a very personal way.
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    Researchers studying dead British otters for over a decade have discovered that pollution is to blame for their lack of size ‘down there’. The scientists who are part of the Cardiff University Otter Project and the Chemicals, Health and Environment Monitoring Trust looked at 755 dead otters between 1992 and 2009. Their findings show pollution and penis’ may be linked and not in a good way.

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    The Cardiff Otter Project was created in 1992 to study tissue samples and water contamination in Wales and England. The findings show water pollution linked to all kinds of reproductive issues including undescended testicles, cysts on tubes vital to sperm delivery and a weight decrease in the otter’s penis bone. It is worth noting humans do not have a penis bone otherwise known as the Baculum.
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    Dr. Chadwick, who oversees the Otter Project at Cardiff University said, “With many of these contaminants, there can be all sorts of different sources. So it might be things like drugs that we’re taking and they flush through our sewerage systems and end up in the rivers.”
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    There is no smoking gun that the chemicals are causing a decrease in the otter’s penis size. although past studies on mice and sea snails have produced similar theories. The director of the charity that commissioned the study said it’s time to, “End the complacency about the effects of pollutants on male reproductive health.”
    If you weren’t concerned about pollution before, now it’s a little more personal.
     
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    @milwin
    I was wondering like 5 minutes ago who would be the tard to post the dead perspective, as every cute animal thread has it sooner or later.
    You win, now go and feel edgy and original you shit stain.

    You still seem really nice to me though.
     
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    you must've been hit in the head to think that otters are cute.

    EDIT: you must've been REALLY hit in the head to think I'm nice.
     
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    don't fool yourselves, this is what otters truly look like:

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    fuckin gay ass otter

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    Oh, look. Weasels with webbed feet. Zzzzzzzzz.
     
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    no only retarded humins who want to be use majestic creatures look like this​
     
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    Alligators are more intelligent than otters!

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    NO OTTERS ARE MOST INTELLIGENT​
     
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    You're right, not a single one!

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    Instead of Otterday, I'd prefer if you called it webbed-feet weasel stomping day.
     
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    Bwahahahahaha

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    I siad otters are the best at weverything you dumb fuck​
    yor siblings​
     
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    oh lok i caint splel rite. and i use alin rite 2 lok edg an cuol.​
     
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    Fuck yeah!!!
     
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    Fuck no.
     
  28. OttyOttah

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    align right is this​
    we otters are better​