I cut my sack open

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  1. Rev

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    So I was shaving my balls with my clippers, and suddenly the razor up and ate my sack. Chewed it right up. Now I'm bleeding. WHO WANTS PICS????
     
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    why would you shave your balls with clippers?
     
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    Too lazy to take the 10-15 minutes required to use a real razor
     
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    Why are you shaving your balls AT ALL? Need to fit in to that Frank N. Furter costume?

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    because if you like people to suck your balls, them not having to pick pubes out of their mouths is a +
     
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    reading thread title made me choke a pit on my pepsi
     
  7. FlamingTofuSquare

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    I don't think that's a Pepsi you've got. Pepsi doesn't generally have pits in it.
     
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    I thought this was about slicing open socks, and all the yummy candy that falls out.

    I am going back to bed.
     
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    Oh, *bit
     
  10. Rev

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    Cuz pubes retain smell and I don't like the smell of ball musk wafting up into my face after a long day
     
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    Then clean them and/or use anti-perspirant. Imperial Leather is a great brand of soap.
     
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    Do us all a favor and fucking neuter yourself.
     
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    Get out of here, you underage faggot.
     
  14. CallMeMaggot

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    And stop trying to give yourself a blowjob every morning...

    A) It's gay

    B) It's hopeless...as hopeless as if Negi tried

    c) U already suck way too much
     
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    No. It's not.

    Believe me.
     
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    Then WASH YO DICK.
     
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    there are worse things...

    1350664716593.
     
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    I totally believe u, Ron

    Or are u talking about Rev's pee pee? Pls, tell us more about your expertise in that subject
     
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    lemme see pep pep
     
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    @skylerconcarne must be slacking if you're wanting to see a 14-year-old's coo-coo-ca-choo
     
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    pics or it didn't happen
     
  23. Rev

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    I wash my dick n sack religiously, but ball musk don't never go away.

    no

    fag

    i do
    u know i am

    ew no u filtyh paedo reported
     
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    get out
     
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    Yeah, nice resume. U really have a gift with words.
     
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    if you had any hair on your balls you'd know using a razor gives you ingrowns that make you think you've been stuffing your dick in messyjessie's fist-hole for the past year.

    and for fucks sake dont use clippers if you plan to put that shit on your face. not that you'll need to worry about that for another 6 years anyway.
     
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    Ew, it should, what the fuck
    Lose some weight
     
  29. Likeicare

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    ....theres obviously problems with you
     
  30. CallMeMaggot

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    Yeah, his nuts are rotting and he doesn't realize. They will soon detach. To the gene pool's joy.