"I can't discuss this now. Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha."

Discussion in 'News' started by Edgeworth, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. Edgeworth

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    OMG... i can barely chew gum & drive...
    i can't imagine texting & driving.
     
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    One less moron contaminating the gene pool.
     
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    Her last conversation before going headfirst through a windshield at 80mph was about Tebow. How sad.
     
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    "facebooking"....I can't say I feel sorry for him.
     
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    Yet again does social interaction show its destructive work.
     
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    Is that what everybody else does on the highway? Lol, I'm much safer, I just rip my bong and listen to classical music really loud.
     
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    Glad to know justice was served 18 wheeler style . Taylor Sauer thanks for ending your idiocy short, fucking moron.
     
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    Wow, what a fucking retard. I'm glad those genes are wiped from the gene pool.
     
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    I'm honestly surprised we don't hear more stories just like this. Facebook is serious business.
     
  15. Semjaz

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    OMG GUIZE! I've just been in a crash. Someone contact the paramedics. LOL I RLY shouldn't be facebooking at a time like this. Disregard that, I'm slipping into a coma.

    If she'd been updating her twitter feed as well, I'd have understood, but surely everyone can facebook and drive. So much for women being able to multi-task.
     
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    When flying/hover cars enter the market, there's going to be so many restrictions, less than 0.0001% of the world's population would have the mental capacity to use them without being a complete moron about it.

    I know for a fact that you'll have to be at least 25 to legally own/operate a flying/hover car.
     
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    Man that was some kind of karmic falcon-punch applied to her.
     
  18. I_Cant

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    people have slammed into the back of me before, and my dad (in one case because the guy had dropped his phone on the floor and was looking for it, retard)

    however, my family invests in indestructible vehicles, so we don't take damage when this inevitably happens
     
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    Your family invests in indestructible vehicles? Are they investing in Wayne Enterprises or something. I gots to get me an indestructible vehicle.
     
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    well, not indestructible, just cars that can take a few whacks from other cars without needing a visit to the garage afterward.

    of course, this inevitably means that the other vehicle involved will most likely be totaled, but that's not our problem, considering that they hit us
     
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    this is extremely fucked up but the irony made me lol :3 When I was in high school, in order to get parking privileges I had to go to an assembly about drunk driving. It was so fucked up that to this day I will NOT drink and drive even if I just have a wine cooler or two. I think now they should start doing texting and driving assemblies in schools.
     
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    texting while driving is illegal in my state as well as the one directly south, not sure about others
     
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    drinking and driving is also illegal
     
  25. I_Cant

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    according to mythbusters, concentrating on a phone call impairs driving as much as alcohol
     
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    Bitch had it comin'
     
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    I think bright means something different in America than it does in Australia. Much like smash.
     
  28. I_Cant

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    well, bright is SUPPOSED to mean "intelligent"

    although in this case it may mean "incandescent"
     
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    what about talking to the person sitting next to you in the car?
    does that impair you too?
     
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