I can suck my own cock

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by ARustyFirePlace, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. ARustyFirePlace

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    post itt if you can too
     
  2. Ronny

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    That's the only way you have to get your filthy cock sucked
     
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    the only way id such my own cock is if my sister went on vacation or something
     
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    Post pics.
     
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    I can kind of reach the tip, but I can't get any more in.
     
  7. SomeIdiot

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    why not post if not a fib
     
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    I can even snort it. I use pee to clean my sinuses erryday
     
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    Great idea, I've been using Clorox.
     
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    How does it taste?
     
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    Only drawback is that if u sneezee while at it, u can blow up ur nuts from overpressure
     
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    Did you bite it the first time?
     
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    I, too, can only reach the tip of my dick with my mouth. However, it was done only for curiosity sake, and I never had the intention of actually sucking my own cock (the fear of swallowing my own semen- or tasting it, even- had always discouraged me from trying.)
     
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    im about as limber as a piece of lumber so somebody else has to handle my wood.
     
  15. CallMeMaggot

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    I have tasted mine in the mouth of some partners and it's not that bad. Kinda spicy.
     
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    I once kind of almost did it. Good times.
     
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    Nobody would have believed that I was able to do it, when I was 15; being 5'8" and weighing 145lbs, at the time.

    Greatest achievement of my life, so far.
     
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    So who here can get someone else to suck their cock? I am guessing not very many of you.
     
  19. oddguy

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    you can suck mine too.
     
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    I can suck my own awesomeness. It's a vicious cycle.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I'll let a women suck my shlong.
    but i can't and won't suck myself off, cuz i got something called "Dignity".