I can speak to god.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Chainsaw surgeon, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    I use a very secret program that can connect directly to God. And I've decided to have God answer various topics. This is totally not fake or gay, im 100% chatting with god.

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  2. Tai Le Ree

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  3. Anone

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    He is very wise.
     
  4. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    it's cleverbots retarded uncle
     
  5. Chainsaw surgeon

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    but this guy is accually gawd, im srs
    unlike cleverbot everything he sais is true
     
  6. JEWGIRL

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    Hmm ask why Me and my fellow jews are so rich.
     
  7. Anone

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    It's because Amurricunts are retarded.
     
  8. JEWGIRL

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    hMM thats a good answer and europeans?
     
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    Meh, they just hear and do what their American masters say. They're too deep-rooted in their welfare to give a damn about Jewish propaganda. Although Muslim immigration is a problem, that is largely anything important. News outlets are known for their twisting agenda (example: one Muslim lives in a European country, a new one immigrates, the media goes "MUSLIM POPULATION ROSE BY 50% MORE THAN LAST YEAR!!!"), but it seems the average European, regardless of status, is a little smarter than that.
     
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  14. JEWGIRL

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    I approve this answer!
     
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    Hmm yeah only one problem mexicans didnt exist in that time EDiot.
     
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    Basically, he's telling you to fuck off like the Jewish scum you are by not answering your question. But in a nice way.
     
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