I asked CleverBot for a new name...

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  1. Edgeworth

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    From now on, I shall be known as Master Chief...

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    Isn't the music in this thread badass? It's totally my theme song...
     
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    Why couldn't you pick something less lame? Like... anything, really.
     
  10. Edgeworth

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    Ask clever bot.
     
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    Cleverbot never lies bro.
    It knows everything.
    So if Cleverbot says he's Master Chief.
    Then goddammit, he's Master Chief.
     
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    I asked Cleverbot for a new name and he suggested

    Tulip.

    Cleverbot isn't so clever. I asked for a new name, and instead it suggested my old high school one - that name all the boys in swimming / wrestling class called me.

    Also, Master Chief is a shitty name, E bro, and the Halo series sucked.

    This proof leads me to conclude that asking Shitbot for a new name is dumb. You'd have better luck asking a quirky 19-yo teen mom. At least she'd respond with Dirt Motor or Persephone.
     
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    thats cute.
     
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    All hail masterchief.
     
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    I asked him the same question, he told me to give myself my own name.
     
  17. Lucky

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    It gave me the name of "meme".
     
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    Cleverbot just doesn't like you, and doing you a favor by making yourself to do it.
     
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    Ok. Your new name is: Robin Sparkles.

    Gay porn-star extrordinaire, I guess...
     
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    User: My name is Sublime. Give me a new name.
    Cleverbot: Give me your favorite name.
    User: Give me a new name.
    Cleverbot: Fred :).
    User: Faggot.
    Cleverbot: The true is hard sometimes!
    User: I'm a girl.
    Cleverbot: How old are you?
    User: That doesn't matter.
    Cleverbot: It matters to me!!
    User: 24.
    Cleverbot: How many kilos in a ton?
    User: GIVE ME A NEW NAME.
    Cleverbot: A name for you or a name for me?
    User: Name for me.
    Cleverbot: Yes, Jenny is a good name for you.

    Cleverbot's an idiot.
     
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    My name is Die In A Fire. Give me a new name.
    Your name is Diane.


    lol I hate that name.
     
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    I asked him for a surname also and he said "Love". So it's Diane Love now XD
     
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    Lol, Diane Love, cute.

    User: My name is Jenny. Give me a surname.
    Cleverbot: I am your slave.
    User: What the hell. I asked for a surname.
    Cleverbot: You did?
    User: Yes. Give me a surname.
    Cleverbot: Are you in love?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: With whom?
    User: NOT YOU.
    Cleverbot: Why not? Who else could it be?
    User: My boyfriend.
    Cleverbot: He's not my boyfriend.
    User: Too bad.
    Cleverbot: Were you?
    User: WHAT.
    Cleverbot: This!
    User: GIVE ME A SURNAME.
    Cleverbot: Tom riddle.

    FUCKING CLEVERBOT. Why doesn't it ever give me a straight answer??
     
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    Loool. Tom Riddle is pretty badass. Stupid Cleverbot pisses me off, though.
     
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    I know lol after all the human interaction it gets, it still can't give a straight answer.
     
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    Asking it anything is a bad idea, IMO.

    Dude...
     
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