I APPEAR TO HAVE MY OWN CLONE

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    Watch out for that nigger, he's shitposting like crazy!
     
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  2. Die In A Fire

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    Presutable Woard

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    O LAWDY SAVE US FROM THE EVIL CLONE
     
  3. Tom

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    Post a picture of yoruself already you fucking faggot
     
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    When I was in high school from grades 9 to 10, I had a clone. I was a pot-bellied nerd with a sick long scraggy ponytail down to my ass and, for a late 90's class, was fairly unique in my look...

    Until the day I saw him: the guy, one year above me, who was my spitting image. He looked EXACTLY like me, down to even his clothes.
    He spat on me when we first met, then kicked me the second time we met. Every meeting was hostile, and he'd always hurt me. But when I went out, people thought I was him, and it got so bad that I ceased to exist. I was him.

    To get revenge, I'd find out about girls he'd like then slag them off over a little distance. I'd make enemies with everyone that he was on ok terms with, and then as the finale, I buzzed my head so only he and his pony tail remained (though I kept my pony tail in a box, so I could flog some of my own enemies with it - but that's another TL story). I once watched him get beat up by the very people I had soured his relationships with, and I like to think I had a hand in his undoing.
     
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    creepy....
     
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    I had a twin once who was me with a shaved head.

    Got awkward when we were in the same area
     
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    You are fucking crazy.
     
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    SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
     
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    duct tape is silver.
     
  10. Trixie

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    you have to show us your face!

    or are you a pussy, faggot?
     
  11. Thayora

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    Pictures are old, videos are way better.
     
  12. TwoStar

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    Oh god, just imagined s4 having a pussy for a face.
     
  13. TheForRealDeal

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    Would explain a lot
     
  14. TwoStar

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    and then I imagined it talking