I am zaiger, I helped save ED from certain doom in 2011. Ask me anything.

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  1. ilovejesus69

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    This is the first I've heard of this claim.
     
  2. Likeicare

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    first thing i do when i move to the US is buy as much 211 as i can get my hands on
     
  3. ilovejesus69

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    I've been drinking for 22 years and feel pretty confident about my ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol with minimal consequence.
     
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    Pffffft

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    I bet your liver is very healthy.
     
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    Some are vary similar to denatured alcohol, not very nice.
    I like fruit shine, my cousins make a 185-195 proof rabbit-eye blueberry paint thinner that is to die for.
     
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    One sip and I'd die from alcohol poisoning from the sounds of it. :D I MUST TRY IT. How much do you fegs sell it for?
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    I don't actually know, never had to pay for it.
    If I can figure out a way to send you some (w/o hitting you with custom fines) next time I get my ass down to louisiana I'll grab some extra jars.
     
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    I'll send you souvenirs and stuff.
     
  9. zaiger

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    It tastes like carbonated hamburger grease.
     
  10. zaiger

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    Beer, specifically IPA
    Red,
    I have never heard it called that, we just call it an ice cream soda.
     
  11. zaiger

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    yeah same, when I was younger it was tonic, I call it soda now.
     
  12. zaiger

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    We have MIT and Harvard here in Boston. Apparently that is a pretty big deal, from what I'm told. ROFLcon was held at MIT, only time I've ever been there. Go to Harvard square quite often tho, there are a lot of shops and stuff near the University.
     
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    It means like "what's up?" or "how are you?"
     
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    I drink like 12-15 beers a day, I think I can handle my booze.
     
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    How are u doing? or sup, dawg? in niggerish
     
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  17. zaiger

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    The amount of care I have for what you think of me or my lifestyle is exponentially in the negative.
     
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    It's your health. I'm not like your so called buddies who are indifferent to your addiction. You're fucking ridiculous Zaiger.
     
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    It's like a pro AA meeting and J15m feels annoyed by it. I don't hide your bottles like your ex wife did. I'm just speaking from experience and I care.
     
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    If you must know I have been weaning down because my gf won't let me move back in with her until I stop drinking alcoholically. I'm down to about 6 a day now.
     
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    Do it for yourself cause when shit doesn't seem good and you fight you'll find that you resent her for mentioning it instead of the good reasoning behind being sober.
    rea
     
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    Didn't you get DBT training in rehab?
     
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  25. zaiger

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    I am doing it for me, I'd just rather have a GF than a drinking problem.
     
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    said no Australian ever
     
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    i don't get it, if you're drunk, how is it a problem

    not drinking is the real problem
     
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    ikr, but I was going for the cheap laugh rather than accuracy.
     
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    Holy fuck, I want to punch jessie in the cunt after reading this, @zaiger I hope you are being compliant for the simple fact to get her to leave you the fuck alone man... @GloriousReader . I am beginning to agree with your position of killing her at the state line before she spreads her cancer.


    ...I am in panic mode now, if @zaiger posts pics of his vagina I will totally rage quit.
     
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