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  1. MedicalParrot

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    I'm seeing it at bubble tea and Jap takeaways. Isn't sriracha SE Asian?
     
  2. j15m

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    Thai as far as I know... It would destroy the delicate flavors of sushi :confused:
    I love me some boba tea doe.
     
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    you don't get premix cans of Jim Beam, JD and Smirnoff in the US do you?
     
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    For fuck's sake. Is sushi a meal or a fucking woman? I hate it when people use flowery expressions for shit that doesn't need it.
     
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    Some, but it is only produced so 15 year old kids have something to drink on the railroad tracks on a saturday night.
     
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    Lol, Inca Kola means "insert penis" in spanish
     
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    *raises eyebrows*

    drink a 10 pack of Smirnoff Double Black cans and tell me that, if you can
     
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    :DDDDD I want to learn Spanish now.

    Also what does como estas mean? I hear it a lot.
     
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    btw that used to be my friday night for years
     
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    They're here but they don't sell too much. It's a coinflip as to whether or not they're even stocked in smaller liquor stores.
     
  11. j15m

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    Sushi has subtle tastes, like a vagina...sorry if that upsets you :(


















































































































































    Maybe if you washed YOUR FUCKING CUNT FOR A CHANGE...YOU COULD APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Nah I don't care, it's just the flowery terms for simple, mundane things like food that shits me.
     
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    "como estas" means... "get in the kitchen and bake me a pie bitch"
     
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    can someone fill me in on the actual reason americans cant handle alcohol as well as ausfags, this isnt bait or anything, its a genuine question
     
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    I dunno for sure. Might be cultural differences that arose from our different origins? Aus started with convicts, Murka started with missionaries, or something.
     
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    I have learned through my travels that most cultures gauge alcohol consumption on a daily intake level, and have a higher tolerance. Americans seem to binge drink on the weekends... they are basically out of practice, and over do it.
     
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    because ive noticed that what is normal for me will get an american wasted

    and im not trying to talk myself up, because you saw me as a teenager and i was messy as fuck
     
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    im a binge drinker, not so much a regular drinker
     
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    i mean i'll drink 3 out of 5 days during the working week, but thats only a 6 pack of beer
     
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    Probably has something to do with Americans referring to alcoholism as a disease while Australians consider it a birthright.
     
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    I live in a city that regularly has seppo sailors coming in to port. Sailors. They're meant to drink booze like it's water (and be extremely gay) but even I can outdrink them (but not out-gay them).
    Seriously. You know how girls will have like one drink and act super drunk? That's what these sailors were doing but they weren't pretending.
     
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    Genetics maybe?... my dad drank a lot and never got wasted.
    I'm usually the responsible one after a night out, I can drink all night and never get out of touch with reality.
     
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    *giggles*

    i had years of building up my resistance on Strips skype sessions
     
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    Drinking is bad.
     
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    Lol intensive liver training.
     
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    Would you prefer we smoke weed or do heroin instead?
     
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    Depends on who your drinking with.
    @Likeicare let me know when you get to AZ I'll bring you some shine and we can dance.
     
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    Is moonshine similar to rubbing alcohol? I've got tonnes of that.