I am zaiger, I helped save ED from certain doom in 2011. Ask me anything.

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  1. scumhook

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    lol you stretching up and putting one tiny hand on VX's side-of-beef shoulder is a pretty cute mental image.
     
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  2. Reverend Lulzcraft

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    Is it true @zaiger is a heroin addict who spends all the ED donation money on his habit?

    That's what @Dr. Rice told me.

    I was complaining about the quality of the articles, not the software. But while we're on the subject, my sig only shows up half the time, and it takes a good three days for my avatar to change when I upload a new one.

    Also, please stop downloading stuff like "AWESOME U-TUBE VIDEO LOL CLICK ON THIS IT'S TOTALLY NOT A TROJAN.SWF" to my hard drive. I'm not clicking on that shit, and there's really nothing on my computer other than metal music and gore comics; if you want any of that, just ask. Or if you want my RL identity, you might try asking around.

    Other than that, good job.

    This is a ask @zaiger thread. Since he claims to have saved ED, I demand proof, because some days it just doesn't feel very saved.

    @zaiger @zaiger @zaiger
     
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    Yes zaiger is a heroin addict and all donations go to his habit and also to his new car fund

    You signature is only displayed on your first post on each page of a thread

    And no, Ryan Cleary saved ED and zaiger took credit for it after he was imprisoned and couldn't say any differently
     
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    It happens :)

    She is the Gordon Ramsay of penile grilling.
     
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    that explains your butthurt about this site in general

    ask rice about his naruto roleplays
     
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    Actually they were talking shit about me so I tried to run a false flag operation using @tchalla as the WTC to bring the wrath of jizm bombers down upon the afghan people.

    It backfired.
     
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    I have not deposited him into you yet :rage:, when are you coming to Mexico tatertot, so we can make a little canelito :meow: :meow: :meow:
     
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    I prefer to pretend that shit like Naruto doesn't exist.

    I'm not butthurt about the site, because it also doesn't exist. I've enlightened now, and I've realized that this is all in my head. You are nothing but an automaton created by my subconscious.

    I'm only butthurt about myself.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Theyve been free all along BB, imprisonment is just a state of mind, besides that Dally Lama nigga is always flying around the globe talking about global warming and shit, makes you wonder if he isnt on the Big Pharma payroll as well :rage:
     
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    I said HELPED as can be seen in the title, which means I was part of the old ED staff, then I was in IRC and on the Wiki when ED was being rebuilt. I didn't take credit for what Ryan did stop being a dick.
     
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    I havent touched heroin in 5 and a half years real talk.

    As for the ads u should know what to click and what not to click on the internet by now. It pays for the site.
     
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    I haven't thought about it. I guess if I can sell out to cheezburger or something I would take the cash and spend my life on a houseboat drinking myself to death.
     
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    There are no ads on the forums.

    Just ask if you want my guro and my metal; that's all. I'm not being a jew about it. I'll share.
     
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    there are a couple, a banner for https://torguard.net and another banner for some network.
     
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    I liked the HIGH QUALITY EMBALMING FLUIDS one that was up on cloudflares snapshot. They must've gotten that one from @Weezus Christ's cookies
     
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    It is female. As a Brazilian I can know this.
     
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  23. VX

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    E contributed quite a lot, such as harvesting a shitload of data from Google cache.

    Zaiger replied to the following post but I will add to it.
    The wiki generally takes a strong anti-deletionist stance. If an article isn't a 3 sentence stub or so atrocious that you can't even laugh at how awful it is, it tends to stay. Letting some less than stellar articles remain doesn't hurt anyone, and to quote policy, "every article means something to someone."
    Signatures of a given user appear on said user's first post on a given page. This is a deliberate choice on our part, because otherwise half of a page is just obnoxious sigs.
    Images, includings avs, are heavily cached. This is also intentional, as ED's bandwidth is raped 24/7. You can speed up the process by loading your av's source URL (with Firefox, right click and View Image) and performing a hard refresh, usually ctrl+F5. This doesn't always provide immediate results, but usually helps.
    Nobody makes regular donations to ED, and the vast majority of advertisers won't touch us. We have to use a lot of expensive hardware, so we take whatever revenue we can get.
     
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    Could you (or someone else) please say more about this? The financial aspect of ED seems pretty interesting. How does the site get money, what are the expensive things, etc?
     
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  25. zaiger

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    Site gets most of its money from advertising and the rest from me and/or whoever else donates. Expenses are servers, domains, pro cloudflare account, SSL, outgoing ads sometimes, probably missing some other stuff, comes to about $5-600 a month. We make like half of that on ads and get $50 a month in donations that I can count on, sometimes more if someone else donates like @zew0 did a few weeks ago. I didn't have to put any of my own money in that month, which is rare.
     
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    I'm working on that but putting out another teespring tonight.
     
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    Wow I never realized how committed you are to this site :tear:
     
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    Well I am ultimately trying to make it self supporting but that is taking longer than I was hoping it would. Trying to find the right mixture of ads that pay out and won't ban us or piss off all the users enough that they leave is difficult.
     
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    Just be yourself:cchug: