I am zaiger, I helped save ED from certain doom in 2011. Ask me anything.

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  1. zaiger

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  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    @zaiger Do you think I'd make a good autocrat?
     
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    You are clearly a psychotic barbarian.

    Do you even bother to wipe your arse after a shit, or do you just pull up your pants and walk away from the toilet without flushing?
     
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  4. zaiger

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    I was going to make a joke about how you should give me that number since I'm much better than Jessie, but then I realized that that would make me as creepy as she is, minus the herpes.

    On that note, will her article ever go back up on the wiki? please say yes
     
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    Pffffft

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    lol it that some kind of faux pas? I see no problem in just leaving the roll on the back of the toilet.
     
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    Toilet paper goes on the sink next to the toilet. The back of the toilet is for the pipe and loose weed.
     
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  10. Likeicare

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    @zaiger if you're ever in SoCal come stay at my place in Murrietta and we'll hit up some casinos
     
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    @Likeicare if you're ever in SoCal come stay at my place in Murrietta and we'll hit up some casinos​
     
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    I put my beer on the sink and the TP on the back. It's easier for me to reach my beer that way.
     
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  15. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Yeah man hit me up in Murrieta ive got a couch too
     
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    Yes, and a comfy couch in Murietta... we should totally be friends man.
    Not trying to be creepy at all.
    I will pick you up.
    Okay man?
    Call me.
    Now!
     
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    @J15M @uberfukken i have tears rolling down my cheeks now this is just......
     
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    I thought I was alone... lol
    *KnuckleSmash
     
  19. zaiger

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    I feel like I am missing an in-joke.
     
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    I'd say don't worry, I missed it too, but you don't put toilet paper rolls where they belong.
     
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  21. Likeicare

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    Wait till the shoutbox archive is posted

    Also read pretty much every one of zew0's posts
     
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  22. zaiger

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    lol my bathroom doesn't even have a TP hanger. If you want to come over and install one for me I will place the TP however you want me to.
     
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    You can get cheap ones that stick to the wall via a suction cup.
     
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    and if you dont go you're scared
     
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  25. Likeicare

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    @zaiger why wont you come to my pad in Murrieta Socal i know you're scared, keep backing down bitch im going the casino
     
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    I didn't say anyone did. I said people are not on the same page when it comes to being capable of it. You're an idiot. You Photoshop dead relatives in porn you're trashy. I have only acted in self defense.
     
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    Hi Jessie :)
     
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    I never called your girlfriend parents. You falsely accused me of stuff and got involved with the drama against me. You were talking trash about her not too long ago and being real slick talking to me . Why are you dragging me into this now? Have you had your 6 beers and fun. I turned you down. The weirdness behind it is true. Jokes about giving you favors for the wiki Your only nice cause you want something
     
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    I wouldn't meet up with anyone
     
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