I am the great Lange.

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  1. Mr Lange

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    If I had a million dollars I'd donate it to ED.
     
  2. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    i already hate you, faggot
     
  3. Mr Lange

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    Damn so much for that.
    Time for Plan B.
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    one does not simply walk into EDF
     
  5. BeardBrain

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    I would use them as toilet paper so I could wash my ass and paint my anus green at the same time.

    Also, welcome to EDF.
     
  6. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    you don't get to say welcome, spastic
     
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    Beware of EDF, then?
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    that'll do pig, that'll do
     
  9. Sugar Bombs

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    Just donate the $23.00 in your bank account.
    Everyone knows, because of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS T. CHRIST, that a man who donates all he has when he has very little, has given more than the richest man in the world could.

    P.S. you're ugly.
     
  10. Baya Rae 4900

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    @Sugar Bombs Leave the newfella alone, cunt.

    If ifs and buts were candy and nuts then we'd all have a merry Christmas.
     
  11. Sugar Bombs

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    STOP WHITE-KNIGHTING, YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
     
  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    Can't help it, got a medal for it.

    Ya dumb, formerly fat cunt.
     
  13. Sugar Bombs

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    Unlike you, I actually take care of myself, and don't eat chocolate cakes garnished with double meat cheeseburgers. Voluptuous tittyface.
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    How do you know what I eat for breakfast? Fucking stalker. That's how pitiful you are: You're stalking a fat, pathetic loser. Get your mind around that, if you can. (You can't, because you're stupid.)
     
  15. Sugar Bombs

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    I could stalk you from space, Wide Load.
    I just look out my window, and see you rolling in the distance like a sweaty tumbleweed.
     
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  17. Sugar Bombs

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    Hey FBE, I found an ancient picture of how The Member Formerly Known As Baya was born.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    So I'm so fat that I can be seen from space but I also move "like a sweaty tumbleweed?" You're an idiot.

    You're confusing misogyny with misanthropy. I don't dislike SB because it's a female, I dislike it because it's a person which thinks it shouldn't be held in contempt. The reason I use misogynistic words is because I wish to provoke it and watch it squirm, which it can't help but doing because it's so stupid.
     
  19. Sugar Bombs

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    See my next post for clarification on how enormous objects can move "like tumbleweeds".
    Fatty fat fat mcfuckingfatface.
     
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    @Sugar Bombs

    So you're saying that he was born when a large enough volume of matter contracted to produce nuclear fusion?

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900

    It's both. Calling a woman a "cunt" is both misogynist and misanthropic. They aren't mutually exclusive things.
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    Dude, I'm not fat. Nor have I ever been fat. Can you at least get my blood boiling by using a word that has some emotional weight to it?

    >Implying women are people.

    Hahahaha, good one.
     
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  22. Sugar Bombs

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    Pics please, otherwise bullshit.
    Kind of explains why you hate women and feel yourself superior to them. They find you repulsive and spurn your grubby-fingered advances, so you delude yourself into thinking you don't want/need them anyway.
    You're so cute.
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    No, you dimwitted cunt. I look down on you and others because you're idiots and you're proud of being idiots. Not only that but because of identity politics. Where you have people base their identities on their gender or their sexuality or their "race" or which nation they're citizens of or which bullshit ideology they believe in. It's enough to make me sick. They're all fucking idiots. You're just like them.
     
  24. Sugar Bombs

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    I have no idea where you got any of this, but if I had to guess, it would be somewhere between your left buttcheek and your right one. :awesome:
     
  25. Baya Rae 4900

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    Ever the dimwit.
     
  26. Sugar Bombs

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    I would be hurt, if you knew more than 3-4 descriptive terms.
     
  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    Why waste energy on a pissant? Tell me, they say ignorance is bliss but you're clearly full of angst all the time so do you reckon that statement is incorrect?
     
  28. Sugar Bombs

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    Why waste energy on a mountain of lard? Tell me, they say being a giant gutsack is bliss but you're clearly full of gas and cheeseburgers all the time so do you reckon that statement is incorrect?
     
  29. Baya Rae 4900

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    Why ask me? You have way more experience in the matter than I do.
     
  30. Ronny

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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya, sugur this is for you:



    now let me post my welcome picture

    1347908325546.

    welcome