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  1. Doakes

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    Hello, my name is Doakes, and I was one of the few shining lights in the shithole that was EDF. Now I will be one of the few shining lights in the shithole that is EDF2. You are all fucking nerds and I hate you, kill yourselves.
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  2. Edgeworth

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    Awesome.
     
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  4. Doakes

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    Make me a mod, friend, and I will make all of your wildest dreams come true.
     
  5. Lucky

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    Also he's b_lack.
     
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  7. Doakes

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    Not with 2-word posts like that you aren't, nerd.
     
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    look buddy, I wield two big guns in my two big hands, and I am supremely hardcore.
     
  9. Th3Gentilm0n

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    Holy fuckshit you're awesome are you related to the late John Carbone?
     
  10. Lucky

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    Goddammit, who deleted the "LET'S KILL DOAKES" pic from the internet? Now what am I supposed to image spam?
     
  11. Doakes

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    Like anyone listens to what you say anyways, Lucky. We all know you've jerked off to Boku no Pico.
     
  12. Lucky

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    You watched it with us and you liked it.
     
  13. Doakes

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    No, I watched that japanese gun-arm movie, not child pornography.
     
  14. Lucky

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    YOU TOTALLY WATCHED IT YOU FLIPPING FAGGOT.
     
  15. Doakes

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    Are you mad
     
  16. Th3Gentilm0n

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    ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU FUCKING CUMGUZZLER
     
  17. Doakes

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    Who are you and why should I care?
     
  18. Th3Gentilm0n

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    I AM HE WHO RAEPS ASSHOLES AND YOU MUST CARE BECAUSE YOU ARE A CUMGUZZLER AND I WILL RAEP YOU
     
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    From what i have seen, you are the worst, really.

    Good day.
     
  20. Doakes

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    That's not right, you're a fat teenager sitting on his computer typing and probably laughing at his own "jokes".
     
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    All i have seen you do is go "old meme ur a fggt go to hell u lossr".
     
  23. Doakes

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    What the hell are you talking about?
     
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    IN PRISON I WAS KNOWN AS "AHMED THE BUTT-DOODLER" AND EVEN THE NIGGERS FEARED MY RAPING POWERS
     
  25. Doakes

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    Haha it's funny, because it's in all capital letters, has a lot of rape jokes, and it mentions butts.
    Just kidding, I didn't smile reading that at all. Stop ignoring my posts, you know I'm right.
     
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    WHEN I PUT MY DICK IN THE ASS OF AN INFIDEL I GO IN DRY. WITHIN A MINUTE THE INFIDELS ASS IS BLEEDING AND BECOMES SLIPPERY WITH BLOOD, SO I KEEP POUNDING HARDER IN THE NAME OF ALLAH AS THE INFIDEL SCREAMS LIKE A PIG AND BEGS FOR MERCY. ALLAH HAS COMMANDED ME TO GIVE NO MERCY AND RAPE THOSE WHO WILL NOT BELIEVE EVEN AS THEY BLEED OUT THE ASS
     
  27. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    how did you get so queer?
     
  28. Doakes

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    Who are you, and why should I care about your half-assed attempt at an insult?
     
  29. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    half assed... implying you deserved more?
     
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    I Liek doakes...