I am sorry for acting like a faggot.

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  1. jack

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    I'm sorry for acting like a faggot lately. The stress and the job and my fucking kid has been acted like a asshole lately my ex wife and me might be getting back together and you know the cancer have been getting to me and I took it out on EDF and you guys do not deserve that.

    well... you do deserve it, but, that's no reason to be a faggot.I promises to correct my behavior.I mean if that fucking squid khazer and oddguy call you a fag you should reevaluate your fucking life.



    love jack.
     
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  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    yes they are faggots.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    Protocols in place dictate that I have to take your threat of killing yourself seriously. Seeing as how I have neither the training or the experience to convince you otherwise nor the means to contact you personally, please read this.
     
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    Stop lying. You don't have a wife. You don't have kids. You don't have cancer and you have ALWAYS acted like a faggot.

    You would show up, post a retarded thread with a wall of ALL CAPS red text, leave some posts on peoples profiles containing rude words but zero wit (except for the profiles of girls and @scumhook, whom you think is a comedic genius due to his density of swearword per post), and leave. And since everyone wold write you off as a retard who is not even worth replying to, you would declare yourself the winner and go AWOL for a few days.

    The only difference now is that, since E-yiff has been gone, you have been posting more, and seem to want to take his spot as the forum biggest aspie. A task which you you have preformed quit admirably.

    In short:

    Put on your dress and go back to the navy.
     
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  6. jack

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    we have protocols mother fucker? when?
     
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    I love you too.
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    Since I started smacking around the suicidal for threatening to waste all the resources that were invested in them.
     
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    Well duh, listen the wise octopus and everything will be ok.
     
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    I didn't know jack had GOTIS.
     
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    All the people with cancer has GOTIS.
     
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  12. Baya Rae 4900

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    Where is this wise octopus you speak of?
     
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    Oh you~
     
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    i'm quite impressed by your acting ability then, you pretty much mastered the art of being a huge flaming faggot.
    someone give the OP an oscar.
     
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    I can't be the only person that notices this, but I find it amazing that EDF has a faggot vacuum that always needs to be filled.
    Seriously, as soon as some person's faggotry overloads and they leave, someone else does the exact same thing within two weeks. Rev Junco, Explosive, and now Jack.
    It can be a new user or an old user whose faggotry flares up, but just like clockwork, this shit happens.
     
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    Is the circle of life~
     
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    and my ignore list grows.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    You won't still die of cancer in your testicles. And you are still a faggot in my eyes. You apparently don't know how to raise your kids well also.
     
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    I noticed this as well. That's why I have been calling Jack "New fumo".
     
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    I always thought that EDF just needs faggots to sacrifice every so often, and because of this we make them by waiting until a "respected" member calls out some poor fucker, and then we all gang up like a pack of black persons in a prison until that person breaks completely and makes themselves look retarded.
     
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    What's funny about that is I was one of the first people to point out fumo was a faggot,so it must be like the highlander,once you defeat a faggot you become one.
     
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    I wonder who's next....
     
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    beefrave seems to get a new thread every week but they are all pretty much just spam with no content. shit is weird.
     
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    Yeah but just when shit gets quiet somebody has to go off, so I'm just chillin' and waiting.
     
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    I volunteer. I've been here for way too long without anyone calling me out. Which either means you guys are slacking in your maliciousness, or I'm a stable minded person who thinks that things on the internet aren't that important. The latter is preposterous because I post on EDF.
    I'll start by talking shit about Oddguy, also I have double ball cancer and I'll say I've been Fumo the entire time, wish me luck:
    OMG LOl THE MODS ARE SUCH QUEERS. EDF MODS? MOAr lIKE eDf CUNTS aMIRITE? i REALLy LIKE lOlCATS TOO, MY FAVORITE IS CHZBURGER STUF BUT THERE ARE OTHER GOOD ONES OUT THERE. LOLCATS? mOar lIEK HILArious CATS AMIRITE?

    Oh fuck, I can't do it anymore. How the fuck did the others pull it off?