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I am selling girlscout cookies!

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by oddguy, May 23, 2012.

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"Give me X boxes of...

  1. ... Thin Mints."

    7 vote(s)
    53.8%

  2. ... Caramel deLites."

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. ... Peanut Butter Patties."

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  4. ... Peanut Butter Sandwiches."

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  5. ... Shortbreads."

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%

  6. ... Lemonades."

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  7. Else.

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%

  8. "Come here little girl... I have cooikie for you..."

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%

  9. "YOU'RE NOT A GIRL SCOUT! GIT OUTTA HERE!"

    5 vote(s)
    38.5%

  10. What is the point of this thread,oddguy?

    8 vote(s)
    61.5%
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  1. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    Would you like to buy a box?

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    #1 oddguy, May 23, 2012
  2. uberfukken

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    ill take the "dead jew cookies"
     
    #2 uberfukken, May 23, 2012
  3. Negi Springfield

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    TOO OLD.


    Now fuck off before I call the five-oh on your...delicious ass.
     
    #3 Negi Springfield, May 23, 2012
  4. Regi

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    good options oddguy but i will rectify the 8th option:
    Come here little girl... I have penis for you...
     
    #4 Regi, May 23, 2012
  5. minty

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    no dulce de leche?
    fuck the fuck off you goddamn jew
     
    #5 minty, May 23, 2012
  6. skylerconcarne

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    I wanted some Tagalongs or Samoas.
     
    #6 skylerconcarne, May 23, 2012
  7. Negi Springfield

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    That is a huge titied monster, not a little girl scout.
     
    #7 Negi Springfield, May 23, 2012
  8. minty

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    we can cry over our lack of appropriate cookies together...
    :qq:
     
    #8 minty, May 23, 2012
  9. Bottom Feeder

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    Shit: 1:03
     
    #9 Bottom Feeder, May 23, 2012
  10. Harpoons

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    It's a shame he'll only have these.

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    #10 Harpoons, May 23, 2012
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    #11 Dr. Rice, May 23, 2012
  12. TittyTouchingTiger

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    Same here, I love oven fresh cookies!
     
    #12 TittyTouchingTiger, May 23, 2012
  13. oddguy

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    @endsenten ,why everything but peanut butter?
     
    #13 oddguy, May 23, 2012
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    I prefer oven-fresh tartlets over oven-fresh cookies. :me gusta:

    And @endsenten doesn't like @zaiger's poop fetish, to the point that she is completely turned off by peanut butter since it looks like stool.

    We should try giving endsenten some Goober Grape on Wonder Bread, it looks like bloody semisolid human stool on white toilet paper, but tastes great.
     
    #14 Andria Kilgore, May 23, 2012
  15. Trixie

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    samoas.... those would be nice.
     
    #15 Trixie, May 23, 2012
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    Those would look better if the box were wrapped in bacon and blackforest ham. :D
     
    #16 TrollinRootbrian, May 23, 2012
  17. Nicholad

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    Shove the girl scout cookies up your ass.
     
    #17 Nicholad, May 23, 2012
  18. Bass

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    Girlscout cookies make your farts smell even more disgusting.
     
    #18 Bass, May 23, 2012
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    also, they should be made out of real girl scouts..... * evil laugh *
     
    #19 Trixie, May 23, 2012
  20. endsenten

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    Because I missed that fucking box.
     
    #20 endsenten, May 24, 2012
  21. xy0xy1

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    fresh from the oven

    can I have some juice, too
     
    #21 xy0xy1, May 24, 2012
  22. Moscow

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    MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm, bacon and black forest ham. Also, @oddguy, you should really fuck off to SPM with these gay threads you know @oddguy what do you say to that @oddguy?
     
    #22 Moscow, May 24, 2012
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    Ooooh, kinky.
     
    #23 Baya Rae 4900, May 24, 2012
  24. oddguy

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    Why did I make this thread?
    I don't remember...
     
    #24 oddguy, May 25, 2012
  25. $$Trooper

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    What the fuck is this overpriced sugar packed shit?
    Fuck off you stupid poptart scoffing underage whore.
     
    #25 $$Trooper, May 25, 2012
  26. minty

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    meanwhile, at oddguy's house...
    cocaine.
     
    #26 minty, May 25, 2012
  27. oddguy

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    Yes, that is the flower I use to bake my cookies.
     
    #27 oddguy, May 25, 2012
  28. minty

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    "flower", eh?
    "bakes" your "cookies", does it?
    suspicious.
     
    #28 minty, May 25, 2012
  29. $$Trooper

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    @oddguy is too boring to have a cocaine habit.
     
    #29 $$Trooper, May 25, 2012
  30. minty

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    no
    clearly he has a "flower" habit, since he used the wrong word. i suspect him of having a "greenthumb" or whatever the kids call it nowadays.
     
    #30 minty, May 25, 2012
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