I am selling girlscout cookies!

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"Give me X boxes of...

  1. ... Thin Mints."

    53.8%
  2. ... Caramel deLites."

    7.7%
  3. ... Peanut Butter Patties."

    7.7%
  4. ... Peanut Butter Sandwiches."

    7.7%
  5. ... Shortbreads."

    30.8%
  6. ... Lemonades."

    7.7%
  7. Else.

    30.8%
  8. "Come here little girl... I have cooikie for you..."

    23.1%
  9. "YOU'RE NOT A GIRL SCOUT! GIT OUTTA HERE!"

    38.5%
  10. What is the point of this thread,oddguy?

    61.5%
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  1. oddguy

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    Would you like to buy a box?

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  2. uberfukken

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    ill take the "dead jew cookies"
     
  3. Negi Springfield

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    TOO OLD.


    Now fuck off before I call the five-oh on your...delicious ass.
     
  4. Regi

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    good options oddguy but i will rectify the 8th option:
    Come here little girl... I have penis for you...
     
  5. minty

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    no dulce de leche?
    fuck the fuck off you goddamn jew
     
  6. skylerconcarne

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    I wanted some Tagalongs or Samoas.
     
  7. Negi Springfield

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    That is a huge titied monster, not a little girl scout.
     
  8. minty

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    we can cry over our lack of appropriate cookies together...
    :qq:
     
  9. Bottom Feeder

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    Shit: 1:03
     
  10. Harpoons

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    It's a shame he'll only have these.

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    Same here, I love oven fresh cookies!
     
  13. oddguy

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    @endsenten ,why everything but peanut butter?
     
  14. Andria Kilgore

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    I prefer oven-fresh tartlets over oven-fresh cookies. :me gusta:

    And @endsenten doesn't like @zaiger's poop fetish, to the point that she is completely turned off by peanut butter since it looks like stool.

    We should try giving endsenten some Goober Grape on Wonder Bread, it looks like bloody semisolid human stool on white toilet paper, but tastes great.
     
  15. Trixie

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    samoas.... those would be nice.
     
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    Those would look better if the box were wrapped in bacon and blackforest ham. :D
     
  17. Nicholad

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    Shove the girl scout cookies up your ass.
     
  18. Bass

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    Girlscout cookies make your farts smell even more disgusting.
     
  19. Trixie

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    also, they should be made out of real girl scouts..... * evil laugh *
     
  20. endsenten

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    Because I missed that fucking box.
     
  21. xy0xy1

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    fresh from the oven

    can I have some juice, too
     
  22. Moscow

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    MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm, bacon and black forest ham. Also, @oddguy, you should really fuck off to SPM with these gay threads you know @oddguy what do you say to that @oddguy?
     
  23. Baya Rae 4900

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    Ooooh, kinky.
     
  24. oddguy

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    Why did I make this thread?
    I don't remember...
     
  25. $$Trooper

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    What the fuck is this overpriced sugar packed shit?
    Fuck off you stupid poptart scoffing underage whore.
     
  26. minty

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    meanwhile, at oddguy's house...
    cocaine.
     
  27. oddguy

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    Yes, that is the flower I use to bake my cookies.
     
  28. minty

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    "flower", eh?
    "bakes" your "cookies", does it?
    suspicious.
     
  29. $$Trooper

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    @oddguy is too boring to have a cocaine habit.
     
  30. minty

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    no
    clearly he has a "flower" habit, since he used the wrong word. i suspect him of having a "greenthumb" or whatever the kids call it nowadays.