I am riting a story abot Master cheef and twilite sparkle!!

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  1. Explodingpiglets

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    Cortana was dead and the Chief was stranded on a strange planet. Who knows how long it has been since he went into stasis. The covenant war seemed like it ended yesterday. Chief sighed to himself, "I did what I could."

    He was lonely. All of a sudden, he heard a giggle behind him. Master Chief spun around on the spot and prepared to fire his gun. He saw what looked like some sort of cartoonish purple equine, looking right back at him. She had a rich purple mane with pink highlights, and she had big beautiful eyes.

    Master chief wasn't prone to emotion, but he had never seen something so beautiful in his entire life. He wanted to hold her so bad....

    "Hi Mister alien thing, what's your name?" The pony said.

    It was so weird hearing this thing, this pony talk. But then again, Master Chief was on an unknown planet, so maybe the norm does not apply.

    "I'm the Chief. Call me Master Chief." Master chief replied.

    "Oh hi Mister Chief!" the pony replied, "I'm Twilight Sparkle!"

    Her voice was musical like an angel. It had such a quality of unfettered innocence that brought tears to his eyes. After living a life of danger and violence, this was a huge relief. Actually, relief is an understatement, this is just what he needed.

    "You are beautiful" Master Chief said to Twilight Sparkle.
    "Oh uh...thanks I guess... ^_^" said the pony as she began to blush. "By the way, where am I?" The Chief asked.

    "I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me Mister Chief! One moment I was playing with my friends, the next moment I appear here in weirdo land! I was lonely and scared until you showed up!" Twilight sparkle said.

    "Well, don't worry. I'll be your friend and I'll keep you safe." Said the chief.

    Later that night, it got cold, and Twilight sparkle used magic to conjure a campfire. The chief didn't need a campfire to stay warm, his armor took care of that. But it was still amazing to see magic. If that's what it really was. First the pony's horn glowed, and she said something, then a fire appeared.

    "This darling creature is amazing." chief thought to himself.

    About 30 minutes later, Twilight Sparkle said "Mister Chief, I'm cold. :(" Chief didn't have anything to keep her warm so he said "Can't you use this "magic" do summon a blanket?"

    The Pony shook her head and she said "I don't know that spell." So the Chief said "I'll get you something." Then he went off into the woods. 10 minutes later, he came back carrying a fur pelt. "Where did you get that?" Twilight Sparkle asked. "I ripped it off a bear creature" MC answered. "Wow! With your bare hands? You are so strong mister chief!" Twilight sparkled exclaimed.

    Chief wrapped the blanket around the pony and she thanked him. Then he laid on his back. A few minutes later, he heard her moving over to him, and he felt something move against his armor. He looked down his chest and saw Twilight sparkle laying in between his legs, her muzzle resting on his belly, looking up at him smiling.

    It was so cute and to irresistible, so he stroked her mane...and she moaned.

    "that was a strange noise to make" the chief thought. He continued stroking her mane, and she made strange, but cute moaning noises. Her hair flowed through his armored fingers like silk. He wanted to know what she felt like, so he took off his armored gloves and stroked her mane again.

    Her fair was so soft and slick, that it made him shudder with delight. Then twilight sparkle rolled over on her back and exposed her belly. So he rubbed her belly and she giggled "mmmheheheh that tickles Mister Chief!"

    Chief chuckled, "sorry miss", then he rubbed her belly more gently. "mmm that feels good..." twilight sparkle murmered, her eyes closed. The chief slid his hands lower and lower...and twilight sparkle spread her legs, exposing her most sensetive of regions. When he stroked her loins, she cooed softly and said "I want you mister chief..."

    Master Chief couldn't resist her any longer. So he got up, took off his armor, and spread her legs wide open, and slid his genetically augmented penis into her vagina. She moaned loudly as he slipped in. Her tight lips hugged and slid along his shaft as he mounted her again and again and again. Twilight sparkle moaned loudly and her beautiful mane fluttered with each thrust.

    Chief lowered his head and nibbled on her breasts, all 8 of them. They tasted like grape candy. Soon, Twilight sparkle reached her climax, and she screamed at the top of her lungs, her scream could be heard for miles. Her pony pussy spilled all over the chief's crotch, but he kept going. After all, spartans were made for superior endurance.

    After Twilight sparkle orgasmed 777 times, Master chief let out a huge roar and blew his humongous load into her depths. His jizz spilled out the sides of Twilight sparkle's pussy. 10 minutes later, after the orgasm subsided, he rolled on his back beside that beaten pony.

    "Wake me when you need me" he said. Then he fell asleep.
    5 miles from that very spot, Sgt. Pheonix heard somebody scream. He didn't know who made that noise, but he headed towards the direction the sound came from.....

    3 days...3 days had past since Marcus Phoenix woke up on this planet, he had no fucking clue where the hell he was. The last thing he remembered, he was fighting the locusts horde when a grenade knocked him out. Phoenix woke up to find himself in this unfamiliar place. There were no locusts in sight and there weren't any signs of destruction. Marcus tried his com, but he didn't get any responses.

    3 days felt like 3 weeks. Marcus hadn't encountered any form of sentient life, with the exception of a few beasts, which he ripped though with his chainsaw bayonet. Then he heard the scream in the middle of the night. A lady or a girl somewhere was in trouble! Marcus thought he could see a light off in the distance. So he made his way towards it with haste.

    An hour later, Marcus had arrived at the camp. He didn't know what he was seeing, maybe he had gone mad. There was a campfire and next to the campfire was a rather large naked man with some strange creature laying next to him. This creature looked like some sort of equine, but it was purple and it had a darker purple main with pink streaks.

    Marcus had never seen anything so beautiful. His eyes filled with tears as he watched the sleeping beauty. He didn't know why he was crying, but tears began to flow down his cheeks. He silently and carefully walked over to the pony and stroked her hair. Her mane felt like an angel's hair.

    All of a sudden, he saw stars, and he felt a ringing in his ears Marcus blacked out. The chief caught Marcus in his fall and tied him up.

    It was morning now, and Marcus Pheonix woke up with a throbbing pain on the back of his head. He saw the pony looking at him curiously. Her beautiful black eyes hyponotized him. Standing behind her was the man , only he was wearing some sort of green armor, save for his helmet.

    "Sneaking up on us?" Twilight Sparkle said. "Trespassers need to be punished! :3" Twilight Sparkle licked her lips.

    Marcus Phoenix struggled against the ropes and tried to break free, but it was no use. "Please untie me dammit!" Marcus demanded. "First, you are going to answer some questions." The chief said, "Who are you and what were you doing sneaking up on Twilight Sparkle?"

    "What the F*CK is a twilight sparkle?!?" Marcus asked. "I'm Twilight Sparkle! <3" Twilight Sparkle said. "What were you doing sneaking up on us mister scary guy?" "My names Marcus Phoenix, I was fighting the Locust .." then Marcus explained his story about fighting the locus horde and waking up here and hearing somebody scream.

    "Wow! Sounds scary Mister Phoenix! You are brave :D" Twilight said. And Marcus blushed at the compliment. "I think brave deeds need to be rewarded, don't you mister chief?" Twilight Sparkle asked Master Chief. "Yes, you are right."

    "Take off his pants Mister chief!" Twilight Sparkle demanded. "What?!?" Marcus and the Chief said at the exact same time. "Take off his pants...please?" Twilight said. "Um...I'm not comfortable doing that..." The chief stammered. "Oh fine, I'll do it!" Twilight said, frustrated then her horn glowed and Marcus's pants disappeared.

    "WHAT THE FUUU*CK?!?!?!" Marcus exclaimed as his private parts were exposed. Twilight Sparkle giggled and then lowered her nuzzle to his crotch. Marcus shouted "Stay AWAY! GET BACK! SERIOUSLY, STAY THE FUCK AWAY ooooohhh!!!" Twilight Sparkle gave his dick a little lick, then she plunged her maw onto his shaft and suck on it.

    He tongue slid up and down his shaft and her long mane draped over his crotch, gently tickling it. His 7 inch cock became rock hard and marcus groaned with pleasure. "Good god," he thought, "I am getting my dick sucked by a horse! Am I in heaven or hell?"

    Master chief watched Twilight Sparkle blowing Marcus, and he became aroused again. So he took his armor off and lifted Twilight Sparkle's tail. She didn't seem to mind, in fact, she raised her rear end when she felt him grab her tail. Then the chief slid his cock into her pussy, and she moaned while sucking Phoenix off.

    30 second later, marcus shouted "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!" and blew his load into Twilight's mouth and down her throat. She swallowed his seed like a baby drinking milk. The chief continued to F*ck the pony all day. 7777 orgasms later, he blew his gigantic load into her again.

    Later on at night, they untied Marcus phoenix and sat around the fire. Nobody spoke. The chief was ashamed of himself. He was a spartan, he was supposed to be the best of the best of the best, a disciplined soldier. Spartans weren't supposed to have sex drives. And yet he.....committed bestiality.

    Marcus was also ashamed. He was a soldier, trained to be the best of the best. And yet he only lasted 30 seconds before he blew his load. Twilight was smiling at them. She was happy. So they sat, and didn't speak a word. Then they fell asleep.

    ___

    A few miles away, an escort shuttle had crashed. The door of the shuttle opened and a figure in armor stepped out of the wreckage. There were 4 blue illuminated line on his helmet. Isaac Clark had arrived.

    (to be continued)
     
  2. faggotmaximum

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    Can somebody summarize this for me please.
     
  4. Harpoons

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    Tl;dr master chief fucks a pony or something boring like that
     
  5. rst8

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    holy shit
     
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    i give this story two thumbs in your eyes
     
  7. rst8

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    this story needs to be completed.
     
  8. Dynamic Entry

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    what the fuck did i just read?
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    You already posted this in the fanfiction thread, lame
     
  10. rst8

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    please see the original post date
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    This thread was posted two days later, still lame :/
     
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    I couldn't get past "Cortana"

    I'm sure it was fucking amazing and you'll be getting calls from publishers any minute.
     
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    I rate this story 2/5. The characters and plot were shallow and storytelling was on par with Teletubbies BUT it gave me a MASSIVE BONER
     
  15. NekuChibi

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    tl;dr
    :dong:holy SHIT LOOK AT THIS penis
     
  16. NekuChibi

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    TL;DR: master chief finds twilight sparkle fucks her and blows his load then marcus penis shows up and she sucks him off then master chief double teams her form beihnd and they both squirt the end.