I am OFFENDED:

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Brokentoaster, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Brokentoaster

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    Dear fellow forum members:

    Since joining this forum I have noticed a serve lack of bread to be toasted. Therefore, for the benefit of you, and my self, I am requesting that the moderators provided us with bread of the highest quality. Anyone who also wishes to be provided with bread, please respond and support my clause. WHO SHALL JOIN ME IN MY GLORIOUS ENDEAVOR TO VASTLY IMPROVE YOUR MISERABLE, PATHETIC, LIVES?

    With love and respect,

    Broken Toaster.
     
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    Thank you breadfriend! You are a friend to both toasters and people alike! Your name shall go down in history! THOU SHALL BE REWARDED FOR THIN SACRIFICE OF BREAD BY THE ELDER GODS! BARDS SHALL SING SONGS OF YOU, AND YOUR CHILDREN SHALL KNOW NO PAIN WHEN THE END TIMES NEAR. SO SAYTH TOASTER, THE EVER BROKEN.
     
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    This one is already taken!!

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    INFIDEL. I CANNOT BE KILLED, FOR I AM IMMORTAL. Also I make toast via my four-slice slots.
     
  10. $$Trooper

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    This is fucking heresy.
     
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    you know what....
    i hope someone sticks a fork in you &
    you short out & die in flames like the motherfucker you are....

    i <3 toaster ovens!
    toasters are so passe.
     
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    Bitch. Come at me. I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
     
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    I see a fagtag in @Brokentoasters future.
     
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    Yo @oddguy do your fucking job.
     
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    my soul is as black as night...

    i have no sympathy for weakling pieces of dried shit like you...
    who end up as the skid marks of cruel life's underwear...


    you never would get my dark soul.
     
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    That has to be one of the meanest things that anyone has ever said to me. How awful.
     
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    apparently, you have never met @scumhook ...
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    TOASTIE TOASTER YOUR FRIENDLY CHIRPY BREAKFAST COMPANION! IT IS MY RAISIN DETRE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH LIGHT CONVERSATION AND HEATED BREAD.
     
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    But he's a toaster

    How can he "walk"!?
     
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    His inability to understand toaster anatomy also offends me. He is clearly insensitive to my lack of mobility.
     
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