I am new and don't know what I'm doing

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Remade/Remodeled, Jan 22, 2012.

  1. Remade/Remodeled

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    Ediot

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    But I am not a bot
     
  2. Wolf

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    Then figure it out.

    Recommandation: an hero.
     
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    That's because there aren't any faggotbots.
     
  4. h0xnbl0w

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    You need to post about ponies.
    Also oddguy is the funniest and most successful person here.
    Oh and swishy has firm boobs.
    That is all.
     
  5. Die In A Fire

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    Here's an idea.
    Leave. :nyan2:
     
  6. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    The only way you'll get honest responses is to barter for them.
    Seeing as @oddguy is the most knowledgeable Jew here you should start with him. His usual exchange rate is 1 question answered for every 3 dix pix sent (PM of course)
    You could bypass all the rigmarole however, if you opt-in to EDFs Jonathan Brandis program. Membership into this exclusive program will grant you free passage to secret content and full peer support.
     
  7. Khanzer

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    Hi welcome, I'm Khanzer the official EDF mascot, nice to meet you.
     
  8. Die In A Fire

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    ^^This little sweetie pie is all you need to know here.
    Don't talk to Die In A Fire, she's wierd.
     
  9. Rev

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    She's not weird, she is, in fact, quite normal. And sexy. She has nice tits.
     
  10. Die In A Fire

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    Wanting to fuck a lagomorph is normal?
     
  11. Rev

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    ...Yes.
     
  12. Die In A Fire

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    You may want to redefine your meaning of normal but... alright lol
     
  13. Kenneth

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    I don't know what I'm meant to be doing either :L
     
  14. Rev

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    I'm normal.
     
  15. Die In A Fire

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    Ok
     
  16. Rev

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    Sarcasm?
     
  17. Die In A Fire

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    Nope.
     
  18. Rev

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    Better not be <3
     
  19. Die In A Fire

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    Nigga I'll slap you outta dis forum.
     
  20. Rev

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    You better not ^.^
     
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    Too late.
     
  22. Edgeworth

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    Welcome to EDF! I am Edgeworth, competing with @oddguy for #1 faggot on EDF.
     
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    Guido=/=normal
     
  24. Rev

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    That's totally not me.
     
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    Then who is the guido on your av?
     
  26. Rev

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    Me
     
  27. Kenneth

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    obviously -_-
     
  28. I_Cant

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    just be yourself, join in discussions, make threads about things that are interesting, etc.

    also don't worry about rules, because apart from no CP there really aren't any
     
  29. Rev

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    Post snuff films. Home made ones are best.
     
  30. I_Cant

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    oh yeah, and if you're butthurt about something, then don't be. the users here are like sharks, they can smell the slightest trace of butthurt from over a mile away and will go into a feeding frenzy if they detect any