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Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by oddguy, Feb 21, 2013.
The main character is an obvious self-insert/mary sue.
I wish I could like that post twice.
So no one thinks this is funny?
God, you people have no sense of humor.
One does not simply reference Blood Work.
Solid penmanship. It's a fading skill in these crazy days of web-2.0 and hotmail.com
What a...'novel' idea
Worst Novel ever.
I wish to be a novelist.
So get writing, there are plenty of people retarded enough to want to read about magic, alchemy, reptillians, alpha centauri, conspiracy theories and all other kinds of unthinkably stupid shit.
I once met a bum while in Sydney. He styled himself an author. His writing, mostly poetry, wasn't half bad. He sought fame and riches, despite his advanced age. He told me he found a publisher and sells about half a dozen books a year. I asked him why he didn't post his work on the internet. He told me that he sought to profit from every word.
If you have ever thought me enlightened then take my advice now. An artist must choose fame before profit for an artist can profit from fame but rarely does an artist profit from greed. Respect the market and give the people what they want, Rice.
No. I want to write postmodern pararomance satire and target it primary towards teenagers. Others will be able to enjoy it on various levels, but teenage girls are my targeted demographic.
You should make @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 the main character.
So something that falls under the 'other kinds of unthinkably stupid shit' category. You might not get as many copies sold, you're probably looking at around 5-10 as opposed to a much preferable 10-15, but hey, you never know right?
Im not pretentious enough to believe I can write a good book yet.Dont know nearly enough , havent read enough, havent experienced enough.Unless i wanted to write consumer dribble which i dont.
Are you thinking of having this published yet?
I'm sure it'll be popular among educational facilities if you do.
You fucking piece of shit.
Is this what passes for humour in your kibbutz?
Did your rabbi think it was funny?
Well wake the fuck up, shit for brains. It's not fucking funny. Not even remotely.
And it's not like the funny-bar is set very high around here, but you managed to run smack into it with your big hook nose.
The next time you think of posting something like this - pause for a second... Then DON'T FUCKING POST IT, YOU CUNT.
Fuck you, you malodourous pile of camel shit.
The next crying I'll be doing will be to cry tears of joy when I stand over your broken corpse, and praise Allah as I pick your pubes from between my teeth.
Are you threatening to suck his cock?
That's your best post ever, cuntstain.
And fuck you for thinking anything you could ever post would make me feel anything in the slightest.
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of biting it off while he's still alive, and pissing all over his groin as his lifeblood drains out. The last thing he'd see would be my bloody grinning visage, munching on his . Have a nice afterlife, oddo.
I'm sure I could fit his kosher cocktail wiener in my mouth without too much trouble.