"I am Glenn Beck, and I'm here to ask you a question..."

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2013/01/glenn_beck_is_planning_a_2_bil.php



    This is why old people should start playing videogames.
     
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    This is outstanding. I cannot wait to visit Beckland.
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  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    If he really is intent on building a libertarian paradise then his little city could very well become the paragon of progress and prosperity amongst America's dying metropolises. If.

    As I recall libertarians tried doing this a few years ago. They tried to find a low population state and immigrate there to become a voting block.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_State_Project

    Hm. They should've picked Wyoming.
     
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    And their anthem will be, of course:

     
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    Fine. Let him go off and do this. In exchange, we get to wall it off from the rest of society.
    If this means that I will never have to hear anything about Glen Beck ever again, then I am all for it.
     
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    I think it should be called GlennBeckistan. Toss bombs in the town, rape the women, kill the men, and rape the babies. Skullfuck the corpses, shit all over the streets and piss on the local police.
     
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    Well the silly pack of social liberals are using Washington as their test-tube. Libertardians should have their own.

    Then again, we have the already available examples of Texas and Cali. Texas has a black budget and has for a while with only one real natural resource. Cali has the most fertile land of any single state in the US and the most coastal territory, an industry that rakes in possibly more than any other 2 in the US put together (Hollywood), and somehow manages to run red every fucking year. Put in layman's terms, if California was its own country they'd be implementing austerity measures already.

    Not sure if I'd prefer to live in Libertardia or Conservatopia.
     
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    Tonight on EDF News Free Market Fundimentilisim & Christian Totalitarianism Collide!
    Its an orgy of contradictions like Limited government in your bedroom.

    Tune in later for our exclusive interview with David Barton about his new book "The Libertarian Lie:How the left covered up Ayn Rand's strong christian faith!"
     
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    He doesn't understand what cities, libertarians, paradise, metropolis, progress, prosperity, America, populations, or paragons actually are and I'm pretty positive he thinks Wyoming is some sort of sex move.
     
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    I am going to send him a resume and cover letter.
     
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    Oh shit gurl, dis shit be nigga 'proved
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    Now wouldn't we all feel silly if Mr. Asshat took all the niggers and crazy fuck asspies away to Beckville... He would be my (an)hero!
     
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    They'll definitely need a wizard when this turns into another Waco.
     
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    Have you paid attention to Californian politics since the election of Brown? The guy's been approving spending cuts everywhere and raising taxes at the behest of voter-approved propositions(such as prop 30). He claims that we are in the black now, which is likely true when you consider the increased bitching from our extensive school districts, community colleges, and two university systems(Cal State and UC). He's been withholding funds meant for colleges so the state can pay can off other debts racked up in the past. Now he plans to withhold more school funds. It looks like he and the state legislature lied about going through with the "funding school" part of prop 30. Money is tight around here, as is the way of actually living within your means.
     
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    Glenn Beck is so fucked up and a loser that even Bill O'Reily thinks he's fucking insane. Think about that. Bill O'Reily thinks Glenn Beck is out of his mind.
     
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    That would be a double negative.
     
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    I was going to give you shit.

    Then I realised, due to OP's poor wording, that you're correct.

    Fuck.
     
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    Beck already has a utopian dreamland set right up for him. Its called Utah.
     
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    So that's why my financial aid hasn't shown up yet.
     
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    He went full retard today
     
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