I am fat.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by jack, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. jack

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    EDF Elite

    Jul 20, 2011
    I'm so fat my ass has it's own parking garage.
    I'm so fat my wife has to rent some snow dogs and skying equipment just clime on top of me.
    I'm so fat when I fucked oddguys Mom after we where done she looked like the way Wiled E Coyote looks like when he's crushed.
    I'm so fat Atomic Joe shoots me when he goes on safari because he thinks he's found the legendary white elephant.
    I'm so fat zagier use my ass to bounce satellite waves off my ass to hide EDF from the FBI.

    I'm so fat you could shove a lump of coal down my shorts and in between my thighs and one day later you'd get a diamond.
  2. Stephen

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    Jul 15, 2011
    It sounds like you're proud of this to me.