I am certifiably insane according to this Internet test

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  1. zaiger

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    <table width="330" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td width="180"><font face="arial" size="-1"><b>Disorder</b></font></td><td width="120"><font face="arial" size="-1"><b>Rating</b></font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/paranoid.html">Paranoid Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#c03" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizoid.html">Schizoid Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#909" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizotypal.html">Schizotypal Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#c03" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/antisocial.html">Antisocial Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#f00" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html">Borderline Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#909" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/histrionic.html">Histrionic Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#909" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/narcissistic.html">Narcissistic Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#f00" face="arial" size="-1">Very High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/avoidant.html">Avoidant Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#f00" face="arial" size="-1">Very High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/dependent.html">Dependent Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#c03" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/ocd.html">Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#c03" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><font color="#000" face="arial" size="-1"><br>-- <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv">Personality Disorder Test - Take It!</a> --<br>-- <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html">Personality Disorders</a> --</font></td></tr></table><br>
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    Disorder Rating Information
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Moderate
    Schizotypal: Moderate
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Low
    Avoidant: High
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: High

    I think it came out pretty accurate although I believe it should be at least moderate in Narcissistic and high on Schizotypal.
     
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    Gonna try that now, Zaigie, I'm sure I'll be insane too.
     
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    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low



    I guess the conclusion is that apathy is the sanest thing to be
     
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    Paranoid: High
    Schizoid: Very High
    Schizotypal: Very High
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Moderate
    Histrionic: Moderate
    Narcissistic: High
    Avoidant: High
    Dependent: High
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
     
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    Hmmm...Took this about two years ago...Scored EXTREME in Schizoid and Low to Moderate in everything else.
     
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    am i REALLY the sanest person here?
     
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    Since you're a narcissisist maybe that prevents you from being completely honest with yourself, therefore the low score in everything else. Even if you were right, I don't think being the sanest person here is something to feel proud of.

    Sincerely

    - E-psych
     
  14. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    I blame my fathers drinking and anger outbursts. :negative:

    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Very High
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: High
    Antisocial: Moderate
    Borderline: Moderate
    Histrionic: High
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: High
    Dependent: Moderate
    Obsessive-Compulsive: High
     
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    You're a walking time-bomb, please don't leave us.
     
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    I scored low to moderate in everything but schizotypal, although I was very generous with the test. I read the description and it honestly doesn't sound like me at all.
     
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    I took that test once... I got an ok score,But vary high on SPD.
    I looked it up and realized that... Yeah,I totally have this.
     
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    I don't trust a psychology test that asks me to put words in other's mouths.

    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: High
    Schizoid: High
    Schizotypal: High
    Antisocial: High
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: High
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
     
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    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: High
    Schizoid: Very High
    Schizotypal: High
    Antisocial: Moderate
    Borderline: Moderate
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Moderate
    Avoidant: Moderate
    Dependent: Moderate
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
    lolwut
     
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    Apparently, I crave positive attention and intimate relationships, but deem myself unworthy for those things. I tend to restrain myself greatly in social situations, and prefer to stay away from them altogether. I often have feelings of inadequacy, and EXTREME sensitivity to negative evaluation.
    I rely too heavily on others to meet my physical and emotional needs. In my eyes, other people are strong confident, and capable of bearing my burden.
    I am NOT antisocial, but some may mistake my behaviors as those of an antisocial person.

    EDIT:
     
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    Zaiger beat me. Everything's low except the first three items.
     
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    Disorder Rating Information
    Paranoid: Very High more info | forum
    Schizoid: Very High more info | forum
    Schizotypal: Very High more info | forum
    Antisocial: High more info | forum
    Borderline: Very High more info | forum
    Histrionic: Very High more info | forum
    Narcissistic: Very High more info | forum
    Avoidant: Very High more info | forum
    Dependent: Very High more info | forum
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate more info | forum Only moderate here because basically I'm a fucking lazy slob.
     
  25. SuzanneMarie

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    I object to this question; 'Do you feel a yearning for acceptance among your peers?'

    What peers?
     
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    I got a better question for you, who are you?

    Welcome, btw.
     
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  28. Solution

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    Hi, welcome.
     
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    Disorder | Rating
    Paranoid: Low
    Schizoid: Low
    Schizotypal: Low
    Antisocial: Low
    Borderline: Low
    Histrionic: Low
    Narcissistic: Low
    Avoidant: Low
    Dependent: Low
    Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

    What More do I have to say? Quite depressing to ve the most mentally stable man in this thread.
     
  30. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    boring guy is boring