Hundreds Of Sex Toys Stolen In Raid

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  1. Harpoons

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/sex-toys-stolen-in-raid-7746253.html

    They made a bit of a cock up there then.
     
  2. The Lieutenant

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    The Nazi Gold was actually being kept in the flat across the street. Oh well, these things happen.
     
  3. Akula

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    What a dick move. That small business is going to suffer...
     
  4. Slavoj Jizzek

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    The headlines for this are endless.

    Back-door bandits pull a hard-on heist.
     
  5. KoalaRimjob

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    WHAT THE FUCK! is the third one on the bottom an addition to this

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  6. Akula

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    It's going to be funny when they pussy out and turn themselves in. I'm all for a quick insertion of the robbers to the US justice system.
     
  7. oddguy

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    I don't know if they ever get the guy who did this... But I know he will be doing............ HARD TIME!
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  8. Lyle

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    Could it just be an elaborate prank for the lulz? I mean, comon, if I'd stole that many fake penises it would be to lay them out all throughout a neighborhood, house to house, in artful positions in the middle of the night.
     
  9. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I think they must have pulled this heist because they were tired of all the jokes from the viagra heist.
     
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    russian webcam whores did it.
     
  12. FuckCensorship

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    Yes. Stealing sex toys for the lulz. I like it. They should have dropped them off at a school or something.