Humon's Bullshit

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  1. PervyIdiot

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    *looks at butt*
    *screams in abject horror*
     
  2. PervyIdiot

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    It's from VERY old UFO folklore. Like a hundred years old. Humon and I are the only two autists who even know about it anymore.
     
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    Make that 3.
     
  4. PervyIdiot

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    I stand corrected.

    In case anyone else gives a rip, back when the whole flying saucer myth was just getting started, people didn't have alien abductions like you see on X-Files. People had alien visitations, or close encounters of the third kind, which is exactly where Spielberg got the title. These aliens were tall, pretty and white, and of course also technologically advanced space hippies who wanted to save humans from themselves.

    This would naturally make for an interesting story, if Humon would bother to actually tell one instead of fuck around with lazily-drawn portraits and text-dumb in the description box.
     
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    This is the upteenth time she's had to explain herself in the comments because she conveyed her message so poorly.
     
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    I know this song ain't about a submissive man, but eh, I'll make it one anyway.

    But shit son, that squirrel.

    And less Niels the better. Fucker's just disturbing.
     
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    The only redeeming thing about her, that she doesn't have the guts to make her fetish fantasy come true IRL (getting masochist boyfriend first)
     
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    The guts? She´ll never even get a boyfriend to begin with.
     
  9. PervyIdiot

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    Never underestimate the thirst of some men. There's some poor whoreson so desperate for pussy he'd let Humongous peg his ear.
     
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    SATW used to be somewhat interesting a long time ago and sometimes it even gave me a few chuckles. Nowadays I realise it's just yaoi shit and the jokes are actually really poorly executed.
     
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    There's nothing wrong with your vitals yet. Enjoy that type 2 diabeetus later on, Humon.

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    More on the aliens races, sprinkled with Tumblristic undertones.
     
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    I'm guessing that the title is: "What no doctor in their right fucking mind would ever say".
     
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    upload_2015-8-19_10-46-27.

    wut

    How are they capable of killing when they're so weak? What drives their pride?

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    Thank goodness, we won't be seeing any gay fap/schlick fodder of these guys then, right?
     

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    Here's a better version.

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  16. PervyIdiot

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    Considering how whipped the Nordics are, I can see a doctor saying this. But note how the comic says 'my NEW doctor.' Did Humon finally get tired of her old doctor and his patriarchal medical facts?

    Your vitals are not the sole determiner of health. I imagine many early-stage cancer patients have a great heartrate.
     
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    No Chink alien? I'm disappointed
     
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  19. PervyIdiot

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    Wait wait wait...

    It says under the Annunaki that they prize pale-skinned races. And that they demand that their created races act subserviant to the Annunaki.

    This is the chick who drew this:

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    Humon again shows her desire to be raped by big black cock.
     
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    Those smug faces make me feel defiled.
     
  21. PervyIdiot

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    It maybe wouldn't be so bad if they weren't the only expressions she drew.
     
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    What the fuck, humon. Just what the fuck.

    Especially the stuff the stoner in the last "panel" says, I mean... humon why
     
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    I'm talking about slint eyed yellow people.
     
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    It's a main character of hers. Believe me that comment is the tip of the iceberg with that one.
     
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    What is the real problem, the ideas or the drawings ?
     
  26. ClapYourClam

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    I think her super-deformed drawings are pretty cute it's her ideas. the faux-progressivism, the fetishes, and the time she drew one of her characters molesting his daughter make her very unlikable.
     
  27. PervyIdiot

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    Her drawings irk me, because they're so fucking lazy, but whatever. It's super-deformed pseudo-anime chibi crap, no big deal.

    But her constant need to shove her fetishes into everything ("Submit to the strap-on of women's rights!"), her complete mishandling of child abuse ("See? He's evil because I drew him about to molest a child!") and her pathological need to cover it all up with a social justice angle ("We whites act like we're so bad, sometimes we just need to be put back into our place") all piss me off more.

    If she'd just make it a goofy fetish comic, I'd shut my trap. You can't really control what gets you hot. But as long as she tries to dress it up under the guise of political commentary, she gets my boot up her ass.
     
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    So the real problem is that someone is wrong on the internet. OK, carry on.
     
  29. PervyIdiot

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    That, and Tom Preston just isn't tickling my hate-itch lately.
     
  30. edward18

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    Well after a while he just gets pretty dull. In the periods where he doesn't do anything you just burn out.