Humon's Bullshit

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  1. Lou 500

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    [Citation needed]
     
  2. Beatrice

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    Yeah I'm calling BS on that. Especially since her fucking comic comes up first in a google search for this shit.
     
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    It is
     
  4. Snake Fuqer

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    I found this reading the comments on her comic page, it's a Danish tv show "Chalk-white in China" they speak mostly Danish with eachother...
    http://www.dr.dk/tv/se/kridhvid-i-kina/kridhvid-i-kina#!/
     
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    I'm pretty sure Humon just made up the use of "pet" based on her own thoughts.

    There are some real-life examples, but they're just like panty-vending machines in Japan: rare, seedy, hidden, and more often than not illegal, yet talked as if they were a commonplace thing simply because people want to believe so badly that Asians are homogeneously strange.

    What Humon is talking about is most likely the practice of hiring a white guy to give a business the appearance of being international and what not. What she doesn't mention is that this work is usually black market and has regulars who do jobs for different people all the time, like actors drifting between gigs. It's not because white people are necessarily rare and that's what makes them special, it's because they give off the impression the client is special for working with foreigners when he/she isn't.

    The only major coverage I've seen of this is from a stray CNN report and two Cracked articles. I also found these articles, though they differ slightly.

    http://www.vice.com/read/lazy-and-white-go-teach-in-china
    http://www.tealeafnation.com/2013/07/chinese-raciality-and-black-reality-in-china/

    Humon's bullshit, indeed.
     
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    I'm surprised she hasn't talked about a lot of American and European guys studying abroad in Japan getting jobs at Butler Cafes. Seems up her alley.
     
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    I think the second to last panel on this page is a better example that no one likes Denmark
     
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    "This was a way to get rid of unwanted guests in Iceland back in the day.

    Feed them poisonous shark that hadn't been fermented quite long enough, then send them stumbling in the direction of the nearest lava."

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    "I assumed a pool was only for the very wealthy and got confused at all the pictures of swimming pools from America, so my friend who practically grew up in the US and still visits the states every year joked that getting a pool is very high on Americans' list of things they need in their life.

    "They make sure they have a house, a bed, food, and then a pool" "
     
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    Doesn't the last point conflict with the points about defining manhood/womanhood?
     
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    "My hair style have changed rather drastically over the last few years."
     
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    "My artstyle however, hasn't changed a bit. But hey, at least they're still equally as ugly, right?"
     
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    I already said this earlier in this thread when she drew herself blonde with colourful strands for the first time: to pull that kinda hair off, you need to be good looking. Which she isn't. Not even remotely.
    So now, with short hair? Which generally looks good on girls with good facial structure? (jawline, cheekbones... short hair is tricky because it cannot hide imperfections like long hair can)
    She probably looks like an older lesbian.
    Or a cleaning lady. (I keep seeing this short+coloured haircut on fat ugly cleaning ladies. Or women over 50)
    in short: holy shit I don't even wanna see a photo of her right now
     
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    She will probably come out as some transcultural demiboi omnisexual or something soon, because tell me a single person who dyes their hair fucking purple except tumblrittes and hipster edgy kids (not counting the old ladies who seem to think dying purple is better than keeping white hair).
     
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    I'm danish like her, and I can't even go to the convinience store without seeing fat ladies with a pixie cut (or what the hell that hairstyle is called) and colored hair. It's disturbingly common here. Seriously, when I first saw that she got her hair dyed, my first thought was: "Well, you only need to cut it to look like a stereotypical danish fat woman".
     
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    Yikes!, is good that the colorful hair trend have not invaded my city.
     
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    Oh God, this sick, twisted cow still exists? I got reading to do don't I?
     
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    Stagnant thread is stagnant.

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    So, why is she so afraid of drawing penises right?
     
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    Every time I'm reminded that I still watch this thread I get a little bit of vomit in my mouth.
     
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    christ this will give me nightmares for months.

    When I first saw this I wanted to cry.
    Actually I still want to cry.
     
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    Period stains? wtf
     
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    Why does Humon feel the need to tell everyone about the most disgusting shit without warrant? I get talking about gross shit with people but it can be helped.
     
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    At first I thought this was a cross dresser, then I thought why would a cross dresser have panties with period stains. Now I'm sad. Does she not know how to was her shit.
     
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    I just realized something. Did anyone else see that the troll at the bottom has dick-tits?
     
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    The nails are eating her hands
     
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    If you're going to draw trolls you either go ugly or cute, you don't try to meet half way. Little girls should not have boobies I don't care what they are. That's just wrong.
     
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    I don't understand her popularity. Her art is mediocre at best, her 'comics' are tl;dr and her research is non-existent.
    Does she even have a proper job?

    Also fuck those smug faces.