Humon's Bullshit

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  1. repaint

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    wooOOOoooow viking land is soooooo nice and they accept even the gayest of trannies
     
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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    WOW ALL GIRLS ARE SWEET AND NICE RIGHT GUYS?
     
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    Why does it matter what jobs the parents have?
     
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    She says this is a true story of her childhood in the description.


    yeah, that totally happened.
     
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    The reason why I find this particular strip so fucking stupid is because this almost never happens to her. She always gets tons of positive comments on her pictures. Almost every single one of them is "lol you so funny" or "I agree" or "cute art". She almost never gets any negative comments, and even if she does, they are either actually pretty polite, constructive criticism or just short one-liners, both which get equally attacked be her white knight fans. She of all people has no real basis to complain about this.
     
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    Even one slightly negative comment outweights a 100 positive ass-licking comments. Simple deviantart logic.
    Just look at Dobson. He ignores all his fans and people who comment nicely but every "troll" gets a reply, some even get cameos in his comic as strawmen or birth a rant journal.
     
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    I wonder if she found out about this thread.
     
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    " Thanks to Sankt_Aslaug who sent me this quote:
    "Dudo of St. Quentin records an encounter between a party of Danes and King Charles of the Frankish kingdom. In the presence of the king, the Danes were ordered to show their submission by kissing the foot of the king. The leader of the Danes refused. One of his followers complied. But, rather than kneeling to kiss the foot of King Charles, the Dane stood, grabbed the king's foot, and lifted it up to the level of the Dane's own head, dragging the king out of his seat and onto the floor. With the king held upside-down, the Dane kissed the foot." "

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I remember when this was called Polandball and featured more than just shitty yuoropoor countries.
     
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    Humon is now dog expert in addition to homo expert.
     
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    She forgot to mention the poop eating aspect...
     
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    i dont get it
     
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    I don't know if even humon does
     
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    Why are there no periods.
     
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    That was terrible story.
     
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    According to the description, it was a scandinavian story and she had difficulty translating it.

    She needed to try harder.
     
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    Ohohohoohoo sexual joke cause in Swedish they spell 6 "sex"...

    "Edit: Damn, I was sure I had checked all the ways the Nordics spell 6 but apparently I missed Iceland. Oh well, maybe he was just optimistic and hoped it was about actual sex."
     
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    Finland bringing a stick is quite funny. But yeah, sex jokes.
     
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    So... they were supposed to bring "six toys"? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever, which in turn means the joke does not work.
     
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    maybe if they made it that six countries were invited
     
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    On a general note, I wonder how internet users from Scandinavian countries interact with Danes on a daily basis. Whenever 4chan's /int/ has a Scandinavian-specific topic going on, posters from Denmark are regarded by the rest of the region as '.....oh, yeah.... ....and these guys too....'.
     
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    Denmark is the shithole of Scandinavia imho. I often forget it even counts into Scandinavian countries... there's just nothing really remarkable about that country.
     
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    Some (non genetically related thankfully) family are Danes or Dane-derived.
    Thoroughly annoying and self-righteous people, they're like proto-Americans with extra USI on the side.
     
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    Historically, they apparently managed to turn entire Scandinavian region against them after a prolonged period of treating it as little more than a colony to be exploited. Since there was hardly any effort to bring reconciliation, I imagine that a rift between Danes and the peninsula still exists on some level.

    Then again, what I just wrote is a regurgirated statement of someone else, so it is likely ridden with BS.
     
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    This is essentially accurate. Also, danes are double assholes.
     
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    Even in webcomic, the Danes aren't taken too kindly (in this comic, Denmark was the first to succumb to plague).
     
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    Weird fucking comic mang.
     
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    What a wacky misunderstanding.

    *snore*
     
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