Humon's Bullshit

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  1. bunu

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    Might be a free bleeder. I saw a picture of some chick who just let's gravity do its thing while wearing a skirt in public.
     
  2. FlamingTofuSquare

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    This is now a period thread, and we're gonna let Walt show you how it's done:




    Well I'll be buggered.
    http://www.dearkates.com/pages/miracle-period-panties
    What newfangled gadget will they come up with next?

    http://www.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=menstrual+blood
    http://bloodpainters.deviantart.com/ <---- let's have a game of "guess which is crotch blood without reading the description"


    Considering how paper-thin women's clothing tends to be when bought on the cheap, possibly.

    Usually, though not always. Some people have them during instead of beforehand. Some lucky shits don't get them at all (I was one from start til about 20.) If your rag doesn't routinely announce its onslaught with the sensation of your uterus trying to chew its way out through your abdomen, then you can count yourself lucky to catch it on a pee break before you soil your best jeans.

    Anyway, I hope the pajama image was drawn by a teenager working their way through this shit and not a fully grown woman. (Though, it being DA, there's a greater chance it was the latter.)
     
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    Seduced by folklore
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    "The two guys in the top left corner: Gods from a pantheon I've played around with. All the gods can change their bodies except the purple guy who can only change his hair and clothes, and as a result has become the most flamboyant to compensate. He is god of things that has to change to be constant, like the seasons, weather, aging, and even women's periods."

     
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    Oh look, someone who has body image issues obsessed with things that can transform at will. How new and different.
     
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    I can honestly say I've never heard of men being seduced by the nix/Näcken. Taught how to play the fiddle in exchange for their finger/soul, sure, but not their anal sphincter.
     
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    yeah, also heard how the Nix/Nøkken turned into a white horse to lure children.
     
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    Bäckahästen, the Stream Horse:
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    He tricks people, especially children, into mounting him and then jumps into the nearest pool of water and drowns them. He is often seen as a different form of the nix. There are similarities between the Scottish kelpie and Bäckahästen.
     
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    And she keeps going.

    >During the Victorian era it became popular to imagine all the Nordic folklore creatures partying together in the hills of the elves. It's something I've always wanted to draw, and I finally did!

    The musicians
    On fiddle is nøkken
    On flute is a lygtemand (lantern man)
    On drum is a dværg (dwarf)

    In the back
    A ginatess dancing with a jotun (or ice giant if you like)

    From left to right
    A troll dancing with a mermaid
    A male elf with a mare (nightmare woman)
    A nisse with a mosekone (bog woman)
    A huldrekarl with a slattenlangpatte (saggy long boobs)
    A female elf with a åmand (stream man)
    A brøndmand (well man) with a huldra

    I'm gonna guess these things are depicted nothing like she's drawn them, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now. At first I was mildly impressed she was using watercolors, but if you like closely it seems like it's a digital brush.

    Also tangents. So many tangents.
     
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    its a digital cheat all the tumblr fags are using. heaven forbid someone put EFFORT into something
     
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    http://www.deviantart.com/journal/My-fear-of-cats-476178993

    Bitch is scared of cats lol
    Because cats are deceiving little cunts to her.
    Is she implying that she might go and hurt a cat if she were to touch one just because she doesn't trust them?
     
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    ...I thought she had cats? Didn't she like draw humanized versions of them cuddling and shit? (something along the lines: I got a new cat and here is my old cat getting slowly along with it which will surely result in gay buttsex)

    ha, found it: (just searched for "cats" in her gallery, really)
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    some of her cats:
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    she ships her own fucking cats:
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    Why does she own cats if she has a "phobia" of them? I don't feel comfortable around horses so I don't keep horses. Simple as that.
     
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    Did she really draw her pets like some kind of oc characters? Somehow that's the most disturbing thing ever.
     
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    I've seen this level of faggotry with bronies but not with someone shipping their own pets.
     
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    Took me a while to find it but I remember some other idiot doing the same thing. Behold:



    She made her real life pets into Sherlock whatevers and made them gay for each other. W. T. F.
     
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    The disturbing thing about it is that if she's okay with shipping her pets ( = seeing them as sexual objects), what else is she willing to do with her pets? Poor cats. Maybe this is the origin of her fear of claws... cats are not stupid, they fight back if you force them to do something they don't want...
     
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    She is a confirmed furfag that much is obvious
     
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    It annoys me that what she draws looks nothing like the grey tabby in the pictures. Also maybe they're her mom's cats? Didn't she live with her mom before moving to England with her two beta orbiters or whatever?
     
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    sounds like second life
     
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    the werewolf's waist is thinner than it's forearms. and the vampire on the right only has his upper body, the poor bastard.
    humon should stick to her little round-headed little chibies or what the fuck that is. She cannot do anatomy for shit.
     
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    when she does anatomy... ding DONGS.....
     
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    Now if only humon would get raped by a mythical deity.
     
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    these kinds of rants are so stupid. if you REALLY didn't care you wouldn't make a point of it.
     
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    she's so damn passive aggresive ._.
     
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    Someone is gettin Dobson syndrome
     
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    At least she realizes it's just a hobby and she just happened to get super lucky.
    Still a pervert though.
     
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