Humon's Bullshit

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    humon pls stop
     
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    No Humon you've definately got a condescending "lol look at these weird girls who actually put effort into their appearence" attitude going on and aren't just harmlessly pointing out a quirk you think only you've noticed.

    I have a feeling this will end up being deleted once she realizes she put her foot in her mouth yet again. From now on I think we should save her pics in case. And WTF is with the "old panties with period stains" bit? That's just disgusting.
     
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    if your pants have vag blood/shit on them, wash them for fucks sake
     
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    humon- fascinated by makeup.

    how is she a woman? being perplex by how different women look with/out makeup is a 16 year old virgin boy thing.
     
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    at least she doesn't look antisocial as fuck at conventions like tompreston.
     
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    I thought it was "Humon Comics", not "Humon Chart, Graph, and Diagram Company". I can kinda see her point...something something glitters/gold....something something book/cover... But why not make a story with of it: some guy goes home with Aphrodite and wakes up with Shaneequa the Crack Ho. It'd be a nice change from "i make gay raepface @ u nao".
     
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    This feels to me like she's projecting. Like she's almost jealous of the "pretty party girl".
     
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    Why is she wearing panties with period blood stains on them?
    Is that a thing with girls?
    why would you not just throw the fucker out?
     
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    I guess it's stains that won't come out by washing them.

    At least, I hope so.
     
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    sometimes i forget humon looks like william murderface
     
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    They really don't look like period stains, but more like urine marks.

    Still gross, though.
     
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    I was given the advice growing up that, firstly, you should wear whatever generic underwear you don't care about getting ruined during your period. Secondly, if you should happen to have some that won't come completely clean (just cosmetically ruined), you should hang onto some of them to wear specifically during your period, that way you don't risk ruining any further ones. This is, of course, advice for a shoestring budget household (and given to me by a grandmother who lived through the Depression), and doesn't really make sense for her Party Girl here. Someone who spends a lot of money on makeup and clothes in the first place isn't going to blink twice at having to buy more underwear, regardless of monetary status.
     
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    I still don't see what the description - this part
    has to do with the picture. There is no connection between those two other than humon thinking those two completely seperate kinds of character traits are somehow connected.

    And I think it's amazing how the the "Party" version looks more like a dude than the "Home" version. You'd think it'd be the other way around.
     
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    Also...don't they have stretchy underwear specifically for periods as well? I know I have a couple of them that I ONLY wear in the even that I have my period.

    It's just fucking gross. It's not empowering like some women claim. Your basically wearing dried up, dead, uterine lining all fucking day. In what reality is this even remotely appealing?

    I'm getting sick just thinking about it.
     
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    im sure we can find some da faggots who like that
     
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    "period stains" first page
    now this truly is deserving of being put on an 'art website'
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    use oxiclean, you gross bitches.
     
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    Man, women have some gall to call men "gross"
     
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    why are you guys looking this up?
    You would weep at a packed mall's women's bathroom. Stagnant period water everywhere.
     
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    If a dude has never seen period stained panties or pajamas he's either a virgin or has some insane high strung stepford wife who goes into another room just to fart.
     
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    Eh. alternatively they could just never of had a sister, and I would seriously question his mental state if he makes it a routine to dig around his mother/aunt's knickers from time to time.
     
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    Also...I would like to question this image alone. Periods being as they are....are not completely liquid. It actually takes a decent amount of time for you to see the stains through the article of clothing.

    The only logical conclusion I can come to is A) This fucker knew she was bleeding, but decided to say "fuck it" and let it seep to the point where it made a stain. Instead of getting a pad/tampon or at the very least a paper towel to act as a temporary replacement B) the pants she is wearing is extremely thin and so anything so much as a drop will show through or C) She was caught unaware while sleeping. But then again, most periods are routine. Not to mention you can feel the cramps coming. Most women who aren't lazy or stupid would at least put on a pad/tampon for precaution.