Humon's Bullshit

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  1. Snake Fuqer

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    I guess she doesn't have a dark brown and black markers, but it looks really weird when she gives them grey hair...
     
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    troll_and_well_man_by_humon-d73t6vz. walking_with_death_by_humon-d7434am.

    I Swear to God that she's gonna' make these characters fuck each other one day. Would be surprised if she didn't.
     
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    First pic, pretty much rape time face
    Second pic, with humon logic... I'm pretty sure the woman is a cross dressing man with broken leg
     
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    She draws the worst feet
     
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    Whew I was worried here, I thought this thread was done because everyone is constantly jerking off over Dobson. I couldn't find it at all I must be blind.
     
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    It will never be over. The fuck-fest will continue.
     
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    The problem is that hyperschlick danish fatass isn't as reactive as Dobbo.
     
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    "America isn't wearing her sunglasses in his because I wanted to show her facial expressions.
    Also, I chose America for this because it's a complaint I mostly hear from the USA, though I'm sure it's a white compulsion all over the world."

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    "Denmark doesn't care what you are. Only thing that matters is if you want to have sex with him or not.
    Thailand is a kathoey which is different from a trans woman in that they often still identify as male on some level, or third gender. You should look it up. [​IMG]"
     
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    Uninvited hair touching happens everywhere. It's not just a white person thing.

    Right after going "hurr yt ppl" humon draws a chinky-eyed ladyboy, because she's sensitive towards racial issues.
     
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    Jesus christ, that's more uninformed and obnoxious than usual. That's right, Clam, the desire to touch/examine a person of another race's hair is fucking UNIVERSAL. You take anyone of any race and you have them go over to a country on another continent to a place where your race is rare, and it's pretty damned certain someone will touch your hair.

    It might be unwelcome, but it's not even really offensive. If someone outside your race is curious about your hair and actually wants to touch it, they can't really be that much of a racist. Most of the times I've heard about it, seen it on TV, or actually experienced it myself, it was actually very well meaning and the person of the other race was kind and warm-hearted, just curious.
     
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    i've heard tons about eastern asians having the compulsion to touch hair of other races.
    i've also heard that they ask questions like 'can you use the same shampoo as us?' and other such questions.
    i've also heard of a south korean asking if a black person's skin would dye pool water, but, uh, yea.
    seriously tho, it's not meant to be horribly racist. it's just curiosity.

    tho humon is right about something here, americans tend to be goddamn fucking ANAL about that shit. how dare you not know of another race, we're a melting pot goddammit we're supposed to be better than that.
     
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    Niels has done some bad things in his life, but there are just some things 300 won't accept."
     
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    wut

    Gray suit can't stand looking at unfinished art?
    What's the joke? What's the point? I don't get it.
     
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    I don't get it, either... MY GOD HUMON'S STUFF SUCKS!! D:<
     
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    The only time i got it, is when i saw your comment -.-
     
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    I think ... it's because he dresses in white? I don't know, but she probably thought it was real funny because, see, character is evil and usually wears black, no he wear white!!! Completely ignoring the fact that the "white good black bad" stereotype has already been subverted again and again just about everywhere except for in her little world.


    About the SatW shit: Great to see that she is sucking up to the tumblr SJWs on one side and is back to drawing slit-eyed yellow Asians again on the other.
     
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    ...Is she serious here? It's not just a "White thing" To want to touch anothers hair when you think it looks soft. I've seen asians do it to people with curly hair, as well as people from india and all in between. Hell, I've had it done to me before by an asian kid because they thought my hair looked soft. To say it's a white thing is just incredibly stupid. Like, along the lines of "there's no racism against white people" stupid.


    Oh look, there she goes again. Writing about things she knows nothing about!
     
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    People with super long hair get this kind of treatment, as well as people with lots of tattoos and pregnant women, among other things. Everyone is curious and wants to touch, the thing you're supposed to do is ASK FIRST. The second thing to do is to not take it personally if that person says no - just because they don't want you invading their personal bubble doesn't mean that they hate you.
     
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    "Stephen and Grayson from "Bad Education" yet again.
    As always, if you don't know the show, have a video
    Or maybe you just want to see the scene were Grayson allegedly falls in love with Stephen
    The idea came about because the actors always play very specific roles. Layton Williams is forever fabulous, and Jack Bence seem to be the go-to guy in the UK if you need a chavy criminal/bully (Or at least the TV version of them). So to see them play a couple was fun because normally their characters wouldn't even cross each other's paths.
    Grayson looks silly in a cap, but I needed him to look more chavy. I can see him wearing one outside of school though (Sure Rem Dogg wears a cap to school, but it's pretty obvious he's allowed more things because he's in a wheelchair and he's using it to the fullest)
    And if you have no idea what the heck a chav is, here's a video that explains it quite nicely "
     
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    I dunno you guys, but that shows seems really bad.
     
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    What the shit did I just watch ?
     
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    She's still getting moist from watching schoolboys I see.

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    So clever and funny I might just die.
     
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    "American folklore creature. Any guesses as to what it is? "

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    "In Germany a barn exploded because of cow farts."
     
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    I hope Humon's fat builds up around her stubby little neck and she asphyxiates herself against her will.
     
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    [​IMG]

    This picture actually seems to have had effort put into it. Unfortunately, it's let down by the main bloke's multiple anatomical errors: His forearms are far too short, his torso is too long and looks disconnected from his arse, his right leg is too long and his other leg appears to be grotesquely dislocated.
     
  27. ClapYourClam

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    KRAMPUS NOOOOOOO!
     
  28. Snake Fuqer

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    I guess the shirt is folded into her fist, thought it was just resting on her hand at first.
     
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    That's not a krampus!

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    THESE are Krampus!!
     
  30. cuttlebuzzard

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    To be fair, Krampus can be depicted however, it's just with Humon, anything that can is depicted by her becomes fap material for her.