Humon's Bullshit

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  1. SquatMeatThrust

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    Man if you do a drinking game of how many times you see a smug face in a humon comic you`ll die before the next picture.
     
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    Regarding smug face... yeah... thats another bloody bad habits of her besides the constant turning everything into turdporn.
     
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    "Tyr isn't one of the most well known gods outside of the North, neither is he my fave, but I alway like him.

    EDIT: People seem to misunderstand me. Tyr is well known now in Sweden and Norway, but back before the stories were written down almost no traces have been found of him in those countries, while plenty of places and things are named after him in Denmark. Ullr is now almost forgotten because his stories weren't written down, but a lot of things and places are named after him in Sweden an Norway, so he was obviously important, while nothing is named after him in Denmark. "
     
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    tl;dr

    That guy looks familiar. Did he make an appearance in her other comics?
    Oh wait, no. It's because all her characters look the same. My bad.
     
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    A god in jeans.

    Yeah, you sure don't get mythology wrong. I think we all know why she fucking did this. Mpreg cunt.
     
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    "So this happened in Sweden. The guards forgot to lock a group of prisoners in their cells for the night, and they decided to spend the time baking chocolate cake and watch TV"
    http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article10937921.ab for the article (in swedish thought)
     
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    oh no, we don't have a clue about who Tyr is in Norway, and we certainly didn't name anything after him. You know, exept for a fucking day? Tyr is one of the gods we learn about in elementary school. So just shut up Humon
     
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    I'll leave it here just to show how you can make gay/homo jokes done right. Something that Humon always fuck up
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    Sweden looks like he was just given permission to molest someone.
     
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    "Pretty much how the Vikings behaved in England. For many years it was highly popular for Vikings to go to England and steal everything that wasn't nailed to the floor, but then they started realizing that England wasn't a bad place to live in, so they settled down and made friends with the locals they had previously beaten to a pulp."
     
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    LOLwut

    If "settling down and making friends" means annexing kingdoms, then yes, otherwise that is some fucked up revisionism.
     
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    Nothing says friendship like a little forced, violent colonization, right?
     
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    that's why the world loves america!

     
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    The fuck is with England's dismembered arm in the third "panel"
     
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    That's supposed to be him offscreen below being kicked and beaten. Because she can't be arsed to draw a different pose for these gorgeous caricatures.
     
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    I found this gem on Tumblr: Why Women Are Boring By Humon (Taken from a now deleted journal entry because Humon's a huge fucking pussy)

     
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    Valid points all (we all know this Beware of Men line girls are fed as youngsters is probably where the lion's share of NeckoElric's fucked up ideas began), but how does that translate to "boring"? Uptight does not always equal boring, as evidenced by the girl's extreme reaction.

    Also, how did Humon get invited to a party?
     
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    It's the first part that really irks me though: How is it acceptable to approach someone and randomly grab their arse/groin/tits? How are they "boring" for telling someone to fuck off and not touch them like that without their consent?
     
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    Sounds like the type of bullshit tumblr would say I can't think of anyone who is raised being told men are dangerous and not to be trusted unless their parents are feminazis. Rather annoying too that she says this as if every man needs to be told why women freak out over unwanted touching, but then again I wouldn't really expect her to know too much about men.
     
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    I got it from religious/old-fashioned prude types growing up. Don't flirt too much, don't allow guys to make sex jokes around you (because that's objectifying women -- even if he's made a penis joke, it's objectifying you as the listener...or something), don't be all cuddly or playful or touchy-feely in any way, don't wear provocative clothing, etc. because you may think you're just trying to be cute and pretty and nice, but all these things will make them think you're "that kind of girl" and it will be harder to fend them off and that's the quickest road to Slutsville and yada yada yada...
     
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    I tried to take it seriously but I really can't put her drawings apart when she does the "serious talk". She draws disgusting sexist shit all the fucking time
     
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    Father confirmed for predator.

    Humon confirmed for molested.
     
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    That would mean that someone was sexually attracted to her at some point. Which is impossible.
     
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    When I read the title I thought that journal was the one where she wrote about some guy doing some sort of cool dance moves at a party and her friend complaining that women can't do stuff like that because women are boring. Or something like that, anyone know what I'm talking about? Those old journals of hers were pure gold. I couldn't read a single one without wanting to run headfirst into a wall.
     
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    >world of humon
    >permission to molest

    you can only choose one.
     
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    I hope Musilims fucking take Scandinavia over and make it the middle east 2 electric bugaloo. Maybe then they'll turn into people with fucking balls like their ancestors.
     
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    Its because fucking Europe are idiots and let anyone in their nation; without checking if they have a education or if they are able to support their family. This results in immigrants not having jobs or really poor ones which makes them reliant on welfare and turns their area into a fucking ghetto.

    But~

    Sweden is sucking waste land of feminism soooo.... having abunch of Muslim extremists vs overly entitled sjw killing each other makes my harder than iron.
     
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    Regarding my country(Italy) we let 'hem in because we need them. They do all the work we don't want to do, because DUH I HAVE A DEGREE I CAN'T DO THAT, like farmers and tailors and caregives for grannies. We also pay them shit, obviously. They don't contribute much in crimes, though. We already do all that by ourselves