Humon's Bullshit

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  1. bobmalarky

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    What the fuck let's have a Humon thread. Humon is another inexplicably popular shitty and lazy artist who obsesses over alternative gender and sexuality like it makes her a special snowflake but it's really just a cover for her various fetishes.

    For example her femdom fetish, if it's not disturbing enough for you just think of how uncomfortable it would be if you switched the genders of the characters involved

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    This last one is especially bullshit

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    http://humon.deviantart.com/#/d52y6zc
    It's okay that the guy is being held against his will and treated like a sex slave cause he's an evil rapist. Never mind the first time she mentioned this was in her journal. Bitch if people have to read outside sources just to understand what the fuck is going on because your "comics" don't consist of basic shit like backgrounds, panels or context you have fucking failed.

    It's not unusual for Humon to display her fetishes under the guise of obscure historical facts, like she's a perverted bizarro world Kate Beaton or something. Like this lovely series about Germans having to prostitute themselves after WW2. It's supposed to be serious and sad you guys, even though you can tell she was drawing it with one hand if you know what I mean [I mean she was masturbating.]

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    And that's not even mentioning her shitty Hetalia rip-off Scandinavia and the World and that she understands teh gays just about as well as Dobson does.

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    See Humon knows what lesbians are supposed to look like. Like bulldykes and bodybuilders with breast implants.

    Even her decent stuff reeks of being rubbed in her vaginal fluids before uploaded

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    You just know that guy was cornholed by that deer beardo 5 seconds later.

    Let the bitching commence.
     
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    Oh, you mean like shiniez's shit
     
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    I remember when she first started doing her Scandinavian comic and it was actually kinda funny, in a cutesy sort of way. After a few months it quickly turned into yaoi faggotry.
     
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    At least for the dude-on-dude stuff. Otherwise it would be big strong men sexually exploiting weak-willed women.

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    Like so. [Actually found this by typing "femdom" into her gallery search. Christ.]
     
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    It was about time, as with Preston, she's full of shit. Hopefully we can get her a new article out of this.
     
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    I realized that with the fucking retarded way she draws it's not hard to edit her shit to reverse the genders. Boobs and eyelashes are about the only thing that differentiate men and women in her drawings.

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    She also allegedly had a Yaoi Gallery account, it's gone now but these have been attributed to that account and to her:

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    As a yaoi fan I find this unattractive.
     
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    I'm okay with this one. But only because I get the reference. Plus the joke is conveyed well. Probably taking it out of context, though.
     
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    As a joke it's fine, but knowing her femdom fetish it becomes a bit uncomfortable. It's that feel you get when you see something weird but innocuous drawn really well, then you look and see this person has drawn it again 100 times and realize they're fapping to it. Like that freaky contortionist person.
     
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    No, it is more of a "The bulk of the content I introduced to the Internet is in it's entirety the bearing fruit of me touching upon my inner sexual voyages and relieving it on the slate of artistic substance. People enjoy my work because it is coincidentially relevant to their boners, therefore any further ideology is a hastily slapped cop-out brought forward upon confrontation".
     
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    At first, I thought her Satw was decent enough for yet another "personified countries comic" but I really hated her hypocrisy. She kept saying that she didn't like how the Scandinavian countries were portrayed in Hetalia (with silly stereotypes that exist in the minds of some Japanese people, like, oh, every other country) and that's why she decided to create her own version. Which was nothing else than exactly the same, only the stereotypes she embraced were from her... Danish(?) POV. And with all kinds of oh so funnay gender/sexuality jokes.
    As with all those frontpage "celebrities", the fans are the worst thing about them, though.
     
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    Because debasement and humiliation are normal sex fantasies amirite? She must think this is what all men with their evil penises are into, unless they're perfect and pure yaois. Does that mean she approves of it then, or is it just an excuse for her femdom bullshit?

    It'd be one thing if she was making a funny point about how women are often depicted [ like I once thought she was with her skimpy outfits for male superheros] but you can tell she just gets off on this shit. And it just has this air of saying all men secretly want to be rammed in the ass with strap-ons. So fuck it, I did edits of the rest of those fucking "comics" last I'll do because I spent longer on this than I should have. I tried to draw shit like she would.

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    lololol isn't this just charming and harmless fun? If you find this degrading or offensive, ladies, I think you just have a real problem with your own sexuality! All women secretly want this! Teehee!


    This is fantastic.
     
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    She's so lazy, she couldn't even be bothered to give the "dark" elves in the background at least some shading to indicate that they are, in fact, dark elves.
     
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    And if you called her on it she'd probably go on some long-ass spiel about how Nordic Dokkalfar aren't literally dark skinned and she's really educated on mythology so shut up or something.
     
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    I just fucking hate how lazy humon is. She makes Tom Preston look like a master of his craft, at leat has can fucking slap a panel down so his shit isn't floating all over the goddam place.

    She's such a goddam hack, stemming her popularity of Hetalia. I wish her fans weren't such incoherent retards and stop giving attention to pleople that NEED to be a goddam leech to a series in order to get pageviews.
     
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    Read first thing on that tumblr.

    Goddamn are her fans fucking stupid.

    "NOT RACIST BUT I THINK BLACK PEOPLE LIKE BIG WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE STARVING IN AFRICA"
     
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    Yes, that's what would happen. Only I'm fairly sure that the Dokkalfar are actually described as darker skinned. Not to mention that the "society" she mentions is the Drow kind, but ah, well, she's SCANDINAVIAN so she KNOWS about her mythology better than anyone else without having to look it up!

    I generally hate all her mythology shit. Especially that fucking Kappa.
    "I think it's funny that Kappas are mostly portrayed as cute little critters on dA, so I thought I'd make another cute one who liked to eat out ass. Teehee."

    Fuck you.
     
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    Not to mention she shat out this horrid thing.
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    And this unbelievably ugly piece of shit pisses me off to this day. Garish colors? Lazy design? Barely a fuck given for the background? I never thought I'd agree her shit looks better without a background cause she's FUCKING HORRIBLE AT THEM.

    If she'd spend 2 seconds trying to understand perspective and depth, isntead of furiously fapping while drawing men getting raped by FEMDOM her pictures wouldn't look like some fat bitch with a chip off her shoulder making fun of the male species.
     
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    Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz).

    Edit: Oh holy shit

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    http://rule34.say no to pedo shit/post/view/167791

    There's more of them here

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    Is not femdom, femdom like any BDSM act is consensual, she is only misandric retard.
     
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    Am I the only one who doesn't have a problem with her kinks?

    A lot of people have these, just because you find abuse and such in fiction to be hot doesn't mean you find it IRL to be hot.

    And here I thought this thread would be more interesting.
     
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    She's an anime <3 <3

    I can only read this statement as "hey I have those fucked up fetishes too." Seriously though it's not so much the fetishes as it is the way she presents them and excuses what they are. And all the smug. She's incapable of drawing anything that doesn't make you feel vaguely dirty from looking at it.
     
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    I guess? She is really smug but I don't see the big deal.

    and I thought we all knew I was our resident guro fan by now.