Humanity is almost wiped out and these are the only drugs left to save you

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Evilea, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. Evilea

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    A massive Global Disease APOCALYPSE arrives and you ARE INFECTED!!
    Within ONE YEAR you will turn into a zombified worm!!
    You travel 100kms to the last reported medical hospital holding the ANTIDOTE!!!
    When you arrive, the hospital explodes!!!! These guys drive out of the ruins and say they are holding the last of the ANTIDOTE pills! Do you accept and eat the pills? Or do you say “no way!” and turn back into the desert to live DISEASED!!! and why??
    The Apocalypse has arrived and this guy is offering the last antidote pills~
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  2. dignitator

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    why do you keep making these retarded threads

    oh and btw I would jack his car just like in le grand theft auto
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Look at his car for a second. Just look at it.
     
  4. dignitator

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    Out of all my posts you have to reply to that one?

    Bitch.
     
  5. Ktastic

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    Considering in accordance with your set-up, I have the capability of traveling 100 kilometers (km) a second (s). I kill both of them with my lightning reflexes, rip off their cocks, then I run around in circles, cocks in hand, until I tear a hole through space and time, warping back to before the infection so I can go to their house and leave their own dismembered cocks on their doorstep. This puts them into a catatonic state after their concept of reality crashes in on itself, thus keeping them from ever becoming the two fucktards who blew up the god damn hospital.

    /game

    Edit: High
     
  6. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I would smoke a shitload of crack.
    Fuck your antidote, fuck your zombies and fuck your thread.
     
  7. Likeicare

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    i would take the drugs even if there was no apocalypse
     
  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    This is what will happen:

     
  9. Regi

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    i never say no to drugs,fuck you
    p.s: let's chase the dragon
     
  10. CallMeMaggot

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    Meh, been there, done that
     
  11. Lyle

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    I'm well stocked on stimpaks, thanks though.