Hows The Rapture Going Guys ?

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    What really happened this past May 21st ? What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen. That was to warn the whole world that on May 21 God’s salvation program would be finished on that day. For tldr Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011, on the last day of the present five months period. On that day the true believers (the elect) will be raptured. We must remember that only God knows who His elect are that He saved prior to May 21.

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  2. Die In A Fire

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    Haha that was the day after my birthday. At my party ( it was on the 21st.) We waited for the time the world was suppossed to end ( i think 6pm?) and took shots. Priceless.
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Oh right, todays the real TRUE AND HONEST rapture, and end of the world, yet nothing has happened, and today is Saturday, and the last movies i watched were The Thing, Little Mermaid and Simba's pride..

    Also it's the 21st where i live. So, eh.. Live it up?
     
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    Better watch out! Why? Read below:

    By the most recent words of Harold Camping himself. . .



    In other words, if you wake up alive, rather than to stirring embers of the lake of fire, you will wake up to a God given paradise. So keep an eye out - for everything you will witness tomorrow IS the paradise in eternal framework.
     
  5. Atomic_Joe

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    Man, this whole Rapture thing is fucking me up big time. I ask for days off in advance of every Rapture, and they keep falling through. My supervisor is getting PISSED.
     
  6. Harpoons

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    Come 2012 you'll all be sorry.
     
  7. Shlomo Bernitz

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    You'll be sorry after this evening comes to pass. :derp: :derp: :derp:
     
  8. Atomic_Joe

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    I imagine 2012 being a lot like 2011.

    BORING.
     
  9. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Don't know what you guys are talking about. Me and Jesus are up in the clouds drinking his blood right now. Yea, apparently Christians have no idea what they are talking about because they keep getting wasted on his blood.
    Also Jesus is Arabian,beard and everything. He has no idea how people thought a white baby could be born in the middle east.
     
  10. Atomic_Joe

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    That's pretty cool. I am jealous.
     
  11. ChristianWarrior94

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    A retard goes around trying to represent Christianity - and since atheists are incapable of disproving True Christians (like myself) they pounce on stories like these to make themselves look good. (Atheists, we're still winning ;) )

    "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mark 12:32
    "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mark 12:32
    "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mark 12:32
    "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mark 12:32
    "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mark 12:32
     
  12. Atomic_Joe

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    And since Christian are capable of proving themselves, Athiests win.

    What's the little sideway 8 symbol stand for? Foreverness or some shit, I don't know.

    The point is, you both look stupid to the people the people that don't care about religion. Now please, keep it int he religion sub-forum.
     
  13. ChristianWarrior94

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    What is any of that supposed to mean?
     
  14. Atomic_Joe

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    My point exactly.
     
  15. Lucky

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    lol jesus doesn't know
     
  16. ChristianWarrior94

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    Just because you know I'm right doesn't mean you have to post garbage. You could just be like the others and hide from me or try to insult me.
     
  17. I_Cant

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    who says we go to his house tomorrow and start jeering?
     
  18. ChristianWarrior94

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    That won't happen because..

     
  19. Atomic_Joe

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    i have a trumph card that I'm saving for just the right post.

    Until then, you will read my garbage, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
     
  20. ChristianWarrior94

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    ?
     
  21. Atomic_Joe

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  22. ChristianWarrior94

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    What does trumph card mean?
     
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    You'll find out
     
  24. ChristianWarrior94

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    No I won't because I won't distinguish it from your usual garbage (because it is probably garbage itself).
     
  25. Atomic_Joe

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    No, this is actually good stuff.

    But it has to wait. An object of this magnitude needs to baste in its own juices before be prematurely ejaculated onto the forums.

    I promise, though...it's good.
     
  26. ChristianWarrior94

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    Will it make me famous?
     
  27. Atomic_Joe

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    Well, no, but it WILL help spread the word of Christianity.
     
  28. ChristianWarrior94

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    Even better!
     
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    'S ok
     
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