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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    ...if your mother/sister/daughter started dating a gangster of your national/religious/racial/ethnic variety? Like an actual gangster, not some gangbanger.
     
  2. zaiger

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    Like an actual member of the mafia or something? I would be fine with it as long as it got me cigarettes and a new TV that fell from the back of a truck.
     
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    Tony Soprano looked like a fun guy to hang out with.
     
  4. Seku

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    I would be concerned for her safety.
     
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    If my mother banged a Negro wannabe gangster, I'd slot the throat of that whore and go on a nigger killing spree.
    If she dated a respectable member of the Mafia or Yakuza, I'd approve. I'd still kill the fucking bitch.
     
  6. I_Cant

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    Mother? she's so old that nobody'd care
    Sister? don't have one. wish I did.
    Daughter? when I get one I'll give her enough steroids to beat the shit out of any one of them.
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    What do you mean "if" she banged a gangbanging nigger? Anyway, it sounds like you have issues with your mother. That's probably why you want to bang her boyfriend even though you're straight.
     
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    Lol free cigs.
     
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    I'm not straight, and If I could, I'd let the bitch rot in a retirement home.
     
  10. rst8

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    thats not a vry nice thing to say about ur own mother
     
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    Whatever, that's what I want.
     
  12. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    best answer yet.
     
  13. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lots of guys here seem to have issues with their mothers. Being on EDF must be a symptom of a larger problem.
     
  14. rst8

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    i agree
     
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    It's this sort of carefully thought out response to a complex social issue which makes me love this forum.

    The UN (bunch of arsefucking cunts that they are) could learn a lot from these boards.
     
  16. irapeasiangirls

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    Only if he engaged in human trafficking. Like that bald faggot from that movie I can't remember the name of.
     
  17. rst8

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    nice tits
     
  18. irapeasiangirls

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    Thank you good sir.
     
  19. irapeasiangirls

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    They aren't mine so I wouldn't know. I am a fat, pale, zit faced, smelly white man who rapes Asian girls.
     
  20. irapeasiangirls

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    MAKE ME FAGGOT
     
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    YIFF YIFF IMMA FURRY
     
  22. irapeasiangirls

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  23. irapeasiangirls

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    That's going right in my fap folder. Thanks bro!
     
  24. irapeasiangirls

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    You probably live nowhere near me. Do you think i'm gonna jump out of the computer and have my messy way with you?
     
  25. irapeasiangirls

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    If you didn't care you wouldn't reply in the first place.
     
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    Are they real? Because those are pretty. Might switch teams for those.