How to know you're stupid: Rise of the Flat-Earthers

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  1. Likeicare

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    Dp you see an issue with these two images
     
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    lol why don't you tell me....
     
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    this kid gives me hope for the future.
     
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    the next target for a drone strike.....
     
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    North America is supposedly around 4.8% of the earth surface area

    Now look at the 2011 photo
     
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    you do realize that these photos are taken by 2 different satellites, with 2 different orbits, right?
     
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    Yes. The 2011 one is taken from a satellite 700kms away from earth

    The second is taken from 1.5 million kms away

    That should not make a continent grow by 40%
     
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    and it doesn't by any means.
     
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    nooo i just opened up youtube and gets more and more ;_;
     
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    globalists love the fake space pictures
     
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    T-rex is alive right now too. I have a picture.
     
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    which looks as realistic as the earth from space pictures lol.
     
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    hows the view from up there weezy?
     
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    nothing at all like those very obviously photoshopped pictures.

    ive seen videos on how nasa actually makes them. they are 100% confirmed fake.
     
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    oh boy, there's more shit to come. Glorious times indeed!
     
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    Topologists probably think the earth looks like a coffee mug.

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    the cult of something that doesnt have any impact on anything other than people arguing religiously over something pointless.

    just like evolution.

    neither have any impact on anything whatsoever and never will even if they are true or false.

    what is more retarded to me is arguing pointless things.

    but im a science fiction author so i indulge whatever is strangest as my reality.

    currently ive been thinking about the black sludge from the never-cleaned mcdonalds coffee machines.

    i think it may be the singularity. the black ooze from prometheus. a gateway to hell.
     
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    i was telling people my silly theories about god and the universe and i said that the whole galaxy or whatever you call all of space, is shaped like a donut because nothingness has to be at the core of everything. the orifice of its birth.

    i was half joking but i googled it expecting simpsons memes and apparently its a fairly well known astrophysics theory

    i cant remember what their reasoning was, i dont think i bothered to read. but im sure it wasnt "the original god was the void, who gave birth to everything that could possible every exist, because nothing cant exist without its opposite"

    although i think from a poetic and mathematical standpoint its fairly logical.

    thats the big bang.

    but i think its a bigger bang than we give it credit for.

    its the first thing fucking itself into existence.

    also im drinking coffee write now, so tl;dr is my sacred duty
     
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    I don't believe in void, it's just parallel universes overlapping which all have somethingl like 1 and 0 zero as a seed.
    Maybe those ones and zeros impregnated the void and gave birth to giant turtle. Suddenly coffee mugs and donuts.
     
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    it cant be a coincidence. this coffee mug and donut.

    also it coincides with my mcdonalds coffee maker black slime theory.

    breakfast is the key to everything.
     
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    This.

    It's also why "Kangz" and "Ho-Teps" are a thing. Black people are used to be lied to so some decided blatantly making up shit was acceptable. Honestly who's to say they're wrong by that logic?
     
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    reality isnt what it used to be.

    if enough people believe a delusion it becomes truth and fact for them. it becomes religious faith.

    do you read sutter cain?
     
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    People giving flat earthers the time of day get everything they deserve. They'd all go away if you stopped acknowledging them. But the fact that "smart" people feel the need to educate people who are clearly trolling, all that does is just make them come out more just to fuck with them more.

    If "smart" people were really smart, they'd be smart enough to realize that they're trolling and stop talking about it to make it go away.
     
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    unless of course they are trolling the trolls, then all bets are off.
     
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    People who adhere to flat earth truth know a lot more about the arguments globalists use better than the globalists themselves.
     
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