How to become a chainsaw surgeon

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    EDF's anal hookworm

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    being a chainsaw surgeon is an actual job IRL
    just sign up as one here
    http://umbrellasciences.com/

    site is glitched though :(

    note:
    chainsaw surgery is under the BIOTECHNOLOGY branch
     
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    Where can I sign up to be one of those TACTICAL Swat-looking guys like Hunk?
    edit: never mind I found it, SECURITY
     
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    There is no HOW you just take the chainsaw and start hacking away like a crazy fuck, that's what you DO
     
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    Oh no no no, that's just plain murder.
    Chainsaw surgery is a difficult medical procedure, and isn't just hacking the fuck out of someone, it's hacking the fuck out of someone for the sake of science.
     
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    I want to be a dildo rocket scientist.
     
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    Why can't I just murder someone and then SAY it's for science
     
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    You can. You would just need a hell of a lot of funding.
     
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    As long as the dismembered limbs are later used to create bio monster experiments.
     
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    I'm going to be a biology major, I will save the parts for my secret research projects