How The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae came to be.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    In short, I got really fat when my intrinsic field was removed and I blew up Tokyo when I farted for the first time.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
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    .... and so?
     
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    Are you serious?
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    how The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae came to be
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    I'm sorry but can you please translate that? I don't speak Spanish.
     
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    This gif represent what everybody think about you, you dummy~
     
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    They think I'm... four nigglets?
     
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    yes
    now hide your wallet from yourself before you steal it and use it to buy a 40 oz from the liquor store
     
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    But I don't have any money to steal! Probably because that asshole The Member Formerly Known As Baya keeps stealing my money and buying cheap booze with it. Fucker.
     
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    If by that you mean mommy didn't drink and smoke nearly enough to kill you, just enough to make you retarded.
     
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    If it makes you feel any better, how much everyone hates you makes me jealous.
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    sweet zombie jesus!
    is The Member Formerly Known As Baya not shutting up again?
     
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    Is it a boy or a girl?

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    I'm sorry, Ma'am. It's a The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
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    He's comparing himself to Dr. Manhattan. i'm to bust to come up with a better insult, bring his ego down plox it hurts to much to laugh
     
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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya has got blue balls?
     
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    Nope, he's a huge floppy blue dildo that parents accidentally (on purpose) expose their children to.

    Edit: he is also completely computer generated.
     
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    Why not? I'm better than everyone here at everything that can't be used as an insult.
     
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    You're pretty good at blowing cocks.
    Which makes perfect sense, as making threads about yourself is like staging a forum-wide circlejerk, with you in the center, getting frosted like a cupcake. :D
     
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    Lol better than everyone here :D Thats Cute
     
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    delusional....
    schizophrenic...
    psychopath....

    this explains that sentence.
     
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    This is but the present past, to fully grasp the legend we must establish where you have been and where you are going through the tools of science. Online I am a fully licensed E-Psychiatrist and level 50+ Nigerian banker and thus am fully qualified for just such an approach.

    The Member Formerly Known As Baya tell me what you see...

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    A vagina (duh):
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    A woman with her legs open showing her vagina:
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    What falls out of the vagina when you falcon punch a pregnant bitch:
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    why do they make all these ink blot tests the same?
     
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    First one a coccyx, second one is a insect's face and third one is a star with a fat penis.
     
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    Intriguing Scumhook, from your answers I gathered that when you were a child you were lured into an ice cream truck by a pedophile where you proceeded to brutally rape and sodomize him then steal all of his ninja turtle pops. This was the key moment in which you psychosexually matured from anal to phallic.