How the fuck is that even possible?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    As I took a dump shit water hit me in the eye. IN THE EYE. I had to finish my shit with one eye closed and with a sharp pain in said eye. I don't think all the soap in the world could clean my face but I tried. This is fucking great. Now not only do I have to worry about shit water making my clothes dirty but now I have to worry about my toilet trying to blind me. Fucking great. I can still feel it searing.
     
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    Sounds like you had a shitty time.
     
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    Must have been a massive shit to cause that.
     
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    Curse the man who invented the toilet!

    Not really. It was just very concentrated. Like a cannonball. Or S4's faggotry.
     
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    gotta watch that splash damage.
     
  6. Anone

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    It's disgusting, I hate when it happens.

    Fuck the toilets.
     
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    You may get pink eye now.
     
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    If I do I'm going to be super pissed off.
     
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    I like where this is going.
     
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    Water goes upside down cause Australia is on the bottom side of the Earth, down under
     
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    What the fuck were you doing
    Were you shitting with your head between your legs
    Watching it make the journey
     
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    I was resting my head and looking at the floor in front of me.
     
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    ever had your dick touch the toilet water? feels bad man.
     
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    did you know that there are over a million bacterial cells in a millilitre of fresh water?
     
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    Did you know that shit water is fucking gross?
     
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    and teeming with wonderous microbal life such as e-coli and hiv.
     
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    There is no emoticon for what I am feeling.
     
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    Either you have a really small cock, or a really big toilet, because short of one of those two options I don't see how this could ever happen.
     
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    Once I came in my face and I had to wash my hair
     
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    It looks like the shit almost hit the fan.
     
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    How long are these shitty puns going to go on for?
     
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    Shit, I don't know.
     
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    We should make one, maybe a animated one of a smiley face sitting on a toilet getting splashed with shit water.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    I had a shitastic time.
     
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    Bullshit story. It would have hit your dick unless you we're shitting with your legs up in the air.
     
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    Uh...do you shit with your legs spread wide open or something? Cuz when I shit the water only goes up my ass and not into my face. Also can't you get pink eye from shit being in your eyes?
     
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    That's the only logical explanation here, who the fuck shits and gets water in his fucking eyes???
     
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    This is clearly a job for the MythBusters!
     
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    If I were you I would wash that eye out real fucking good and next time you shit don't look down.
     
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    Yeah, thanks. I've learnt my lesson.