As I took a dump shit water hit me in the eye. IN THE EYE. I had to finish my shit with one eye closed and with a sharp pain in said eye. I don't think all the soap in the world could clean my face but I tried. This is fucking great. Now not only do I have to worry about shit water making my clothes dirty but now I have to worry about my toilet trying to blind me. Fucking great. I can still feel it searing.