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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Andria Kilgore, Mar 14, 2012.
Suffocation by Mariana's hairy fish cunt.
Go to DrMusics house and tell her who you are
That would kill me instantly. How else could Mariana kill me?
Dunno about you, but when I'm ready to off myself I'm going to go to my favorite buffet restaurant on Steak night and eat nothing but steaks and grilled Jalapinos until my stomach ruptures, then as I slowly die from extreme agony I'm going to pull my pants down and climb on the table so when I die everyone can see me shit.
kill you by making you laugh to death due to listening to its flawed logic
drown you in its tears
fall over on you
eat you whole
turn you to stone by looking at her IRL
A combination of those things. Or you can suicide bomb your nemesis.
I'd love to meet Mariana IRL, even if it kills me. I KNOW that she would be carrying Andria with her like she always does, and I could tear off Andria's head, arms and legs in front of her.
She's a highly trained Frog Mercenary she would fuck you up
She would kick me in the balls, hit me or bite me if I tried to take her creepy doll from her.
I just know someone must break into its home and pin the dolls' scorched body parts on the walls. It must be done.
loved to death by a gwa
Great idea! And put its Beanie Baby stuffing in Mariana's bed so that she is constantly reminded of her little sockpuppet's destruction...
Edit: Here's the doll, probably when she first got it since the other pictures show her without a tag:
Shoot yourself with a magnum revolver
Get ran over by a magnum
O.D on magnum ice cream
Or choke to death on a magnum condom
All easy. I could park my car (1978 Dodge Magnum) on an incline with the parking brake off, then get run over by it...
Go for the high score ,and then suicide by cop.
He should turn his life around and realize suicide is the coward's way out, hopefully followed by improving his life.
Improving one's life is dull and boring. Going out in a hail of shit storm is where it's at!
Try to combine autoerotic asphyxiation with alcohol poisoning. You might as well die happy.
fuck you emo kid
He should be tied to a chair and be made to watch a non-stop Naruto marathon.
Well if you wanna go that route why not MLP: FIM instead?
That won't kill him. He'll just wind up with a weird fetish.
I probably won't. I watched a few MLP shorts on JewTube out of curiosity and hated them.
Ah, but you haven't watched an episode. The episodes are like that tape from The Ring but instead of dying you turn into a brony. Which is worse, arguably.
All these choices seem too mundane.
You need to go with something exotic these days to really leave your mark, instead of just being a +1 on someone else's suicide note.
Chug a gallon of PCP, and wielding an infant in each hand run shithouse through an orphanage until you are brought down by rapid nuns.
Shoot yourself out of a cannon into the side of the USS Enterprise. You could die as the most awesome terrorist ever.
Another idea: go down the Santa Cruz River here in Nogales on a cheap rubber raft with no oars while drunk out of my gourd and high on PCP, and hopefully win a Darwin Award too.
SEX TO DEATH
The thing I would hate the most about dying would be people who didn't give a rats ass before pretend to just because I was dead. So it would have to be in a way to prevent that from happening.
Knowing the EDF2 version of you, the only way out is by Cop.
Go hard or go home.