how old were you when you lost your virginity

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  1. Mandrake Fiodor

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    what the title says.
    i was 15, my BF back then somewhat raped me because i did not want but whatever.
    i'm currently 25.

    in b4 still a virgin
     
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    It'd be interesting if somebody posted a number with a single digit.
     
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    i think that would be david
     
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    What the fuck does that mean?
     
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    Sounds to me like a case of almost rape. The only cure is actual rape.
     
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    well, pretty much that lol. insisting till i gave up.
    just made the first post longer than a number. not traumatized or something, sry if sounded that way
     
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    I was 17. My bf had been asking me for about 5 months, but I kept refusing him. Then one day, while I was watching him play MGS3, he went upstairs and came back down with a condom. I was like, oh, all right then, if you've got a condom. And then we did it. His mom was sleeping on the couch around the corner. :awesome:
     
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    When I was 15 and still playing High School Baseball, I was dragged to a party. The older brother of one of the guys hired strippers and brought kegs, got wasted and woke up the next morning in a bathtub with a still sleeping dead stripper.
     
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    Rape by nagging?

    Dude, I love MGS3! We have so much in common!
     
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    i sort of lost my v-card when i wanted to try to invent a new way to get laid without pregnancy worries so i tried fucking my girlfriend's fat rolls instead of her vag (which was buried) or her ass (which was never wiped)

    it felt kinda strange like getting a blowjob from one of those suction holes in a pool or hot tub
     
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    O.M.G! Can we be besties now? :meow:
     
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    HOLY FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT MGS3
    Sadly, I accidentally ate the Tsuchinoko, so I raged and threw my PS2 off a window.
     
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    17 in an uncomfortable car.

    OMFG MGS3 AM MY FAVORIT GAME!!!!!@!!@ LETS BE FRANS!!
     
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    14 years old. I may also be one of the few to lose their virginity in an actual bed.
     
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    sounds like good times.
     
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    I was 14 and it was the class whore. I may have caught something but who cares. Life is short.
     
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    I was 22 . It was the best 30 seconds of my life.
     
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    16. I lost my virginity to a German exchange student. Really, I did.
     
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    16. She was a goth chick I had just met that day and it happened in this car.

    [​IMG]

    I'm so sad that I sold it :'-(
     
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    The Goth? Nice, how much did you rake for it's fat, pale, scabby ass?
     
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    Enough to buy one (1) Know Your Meme style website.
     
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    Want to have sex?
     
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