How not to solve a corn maze

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  1. TwoStar

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    Only stupid people get lost in corn mazes.
     
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    Salem, MA? A dark and creepy maze? Are you luring innocent people into their doom again, zaiger?
     
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    Haha this is like 10 minutes from my house. They should have used the GPS on that fancy phone they used to call 911 to get out of the maze like any other normal person would do.
     
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    Man, I love corn mazes ever since I went to my first one in 2006.

    I went to my second one last year.

    Not sure if I'll be able to go this year.
     
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    You... have such a good point, Zaiger. Why the fuck didn't they use GPS? Or at least just watch the clouds and navigate based on their movements? You'll get a good east-west, at the very least.

    Fuck, if it was at night, it is *not* hard to find the big dipper at *any* time in the Northern Hemisphere.
     
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    next that bitch had to call the police after she locked herself inside her motorcycle.
     
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    I'm surprised that she could even use her phone and dial 911.
     
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    I wonder why she didn't just walk through the "walls" until she reached the end. It a maze of corn for god's sake!
     
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    Hence stupidity!
     
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    So fitting