how much would you suck dik 4?

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  1. SomeIdiot

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    for argument's sake

    i would do it for a macbook air

    8gb only

    420 #YOLO#SWAG
     
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    LOLZ UBER :D
     
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    Idealistically, I'd do it for one billion. If I was a crackhead, I would probably do it for crack. The funny part of this is all of your answers will be similar enough to mine.
     
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    I think you got the wrong subforum....stay in the locker room
     
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    I think the title represents the very fundamental core of politics.
     
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    you`ll do it for a fix of krokodil
     
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    krokodilsksjks.

    gangsta as FUCK
     
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    4 a second i thought that was a girl holding up a slice of pizza :D
     
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    Yeah,I would do it just in jail and of course for drugs.
     
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    its the least gay if you do it in prison

    also if youre an astronaut and do it to your fellow astronauts
     
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    This ^^^^

    And we all suck metaphorical dick every day.

    Only difference is, Listerine's not going to get rid of the taste of metaphorical cum. That shit stains your soul.
     
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    Dude, you know there are female astronauts now, right? Why do you think NASA started letting women in spaceships in the first place like they're good at science or something? They just didn't want this to happen.

    [​IMG]

    As an aside, I am severely disappointed with the lack of results for "gay astronaut porn." This surprisingly hasn't been rule 34'd very well. That is the best that I could come up with.
     
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    40bucks, 60 if u guyz wanna watch <3
     
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    Here's $120.

    Let's go, baby.
     
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    Yeah, this is an outrage!

    "Nasa gay porn" gave only this:

    [​IMG]

    Which is fucking lame

    Back on topic, we all do that already for a living, as Scummy said
     
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    I was once offered a handfull of ecstacy to let a guy suck my dick; as in, as much as I could fit in a hand.
     
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    I would have conceded, everytime the guy hadn't a beard/stache...I mean, a handful of E it's some pretty big bucks, easily in the thousands range, just for closing the eyes and fantasize with Jessica Alba...
     
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    I'd do it if anything or anyone with a cock that is not me would die first.
     
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    So in your fantasies, Jessica Alba has a penis...?
     
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    Yep, in her mouth, specifically

    Guess from whom

    Also

    Ok, guize, take out dem cocks and get in line

    hkh, ready with the skateboard?
     
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