How much of a jew are you?

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Thatdamnnigger, May 12, 2013.

  1. Thatdamnnigger

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    Fucking bored, I'm curious of how much do you guys have. Beware tho, there may be jews

    So post the ammount of money you have on all your accounts, then what you have and what you're paying for, also what earns you money. Don't forget to tell how much tax you pay and stuff.

    I'll begin, and it will give you a template

    17112€

    - Still being paid by the army after being kicked for medical reasons, until a month or two
    - Living at my parents (lol fucking loser, don't worry I do plan on getting a life)
    - Never drinking any alcohol, nor smoking anything
    - No car (I do pay the gas for my parents from time to time tho)
    - Doing pictures for money on the internet (You'll never know what lol)
    - Never buying clothes
    - I live in a fucking hole, all my friends left that place, so since I'm forever alone no money spent in night clubs and stuff, no whores either, must be less safe than africa here for that matter
    - Phone related stuff is cheap as fuck here, for 20€ I get unlimited calls, texts, and internet on my crappy smartphone
    - Stealing neighbor's internet
    - Only real thing is spend money in is videogames, and I got two expensive as fuck PCs

    I think the ammount of money I have may seem high but after all I really don't do shit with it yet.
    Your fucking turn.
     
  2. iwish6million

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  3. Andria Kilgore

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    Working as-needed at an army-navy surplus store for $15 an hour, also living off a $250,000 inheritance that I pissed away $50,000 of in 18 months.
    3 cars (Audi 5000, Jaguar XJ40, Chevy van) that I paid under $1000 each for
    Living rent-free in a modular building that was originally a portable school classroom on property owned by a friend
    Mooching wi-fi off a nearby apartment complex part of the time, when that fucks up, using my regular wireless broadband or 3G phone internet that costs $65 a month total
    Buying clothes, records and most household shit at thrift stores
    Buying other household needs, some food items, all hygiene/cleaning items, most car-care items and many gifts at Dollar Tree, 7-Eleven, Big Lots, "Wheeler Dealer" and "Cash King Liquidators"
    Spend about $450 a month on alcohol and drugs
    Order cigarettes cheap online
    Spend about $300 a month on prostitutes
    Expanded basic cable $35 a month
    Spend about $100 a month on internet porn
    I rip almost all my music off YouTube and torrent the music I can't and most movies.
     
  4. Thatdamnnigger

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    If you stop going to whores and buying drugs, you could become pretty rich
     
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    I maybe have 500€

    I get 200€ a month for having a few hours of work per week.
    My mother gets all of it, because I live at her place and I don't have any living expenses.
    I get 26€ a month for my own personal needs and I save it for my wonderful car. Sometimes I even spend money for it.
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    That's all I use my money for.
     
  7. lulzbomb

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    Jew:
    -3 bank accounts
    -handle family taxes ,and bills
    -Good with money
    -Clean dressing ,and well washed
    -own a busness

    Not jew:
    -In good(well fair anyways) shape
    -Not a neat freak
    -havent washed my shitty second hand van since the day I got it (almost 5 years ago)
    -"not rasist" Seriously guys I have like 2 black friends, and am the boss of 20 mexicans
     
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    don't make WILD BILL upset or he will put his foot up your "stink wrinkle"!!!!
     
  9. Thatdamnnigger

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    Nigga you were supposed to tell how much money you had, what you're earning, what you're paying for, and what you own and that is valuable, then let the other members decide for you if you're jew or not

    Maysam for instance is so much of an anti jew he could be considered palestinian.
     
  10. BMO

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    Manuel murillo
     
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  12. BMO

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    no seas puto no le digas a nadie que hice trampa. dont be puto, dont tell anyone i chated. echate una chela, no seas puto.drick a beer dont be a puto.(dont be a pussy)
     
  13. uberfukken

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    Nope.
     
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    A tractor , a 2 story house, mexicans, between 2 to 3 thousand per contract, 3 thousand in my back up account 2thousand in my family account ,and 24 thousand in my main account.
     
  16. BMO

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    search google for RD-180
     
  17. Thatdamnnigger

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    Nice ammount of jewgolds. Yet you still need drama on the internet.
     
  18. Andria Kilgore

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    I haven't gone to a whore in a while, but have been buying drugs.
     
  19. BMO

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    grab that tred fether
     
  20. Andria Kilgore

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    rape
     
  21. BMO

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    See Lars Fredericksons forehead.
     
  22. lulzbomb

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    Im to dry for drama.