How many times do you masterbait?

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  1. Emily

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    How many times per hour/day/week/month/year...
     
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  3. Dildo Baggins

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    once, maybe twice a day if I'm feeling squirrly
     
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    Three times per day usually.
     
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    Holy shit what are you some kind of ninja you freak teach me how to do it.
     
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    About twice a day, in fact I've found masturbating right after I get off work is a wonderful way to wind down.
     
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    once a day.
    though apparently the average male masturbates 8 times a week.
    meaning that the people who post here are NOT normal
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    I orgasm two to four times a day. Usually twice per session. I've trained myself into having insane amounts of stamina in regards to sex. I actually used to keep doing it until I ran out of sperm, usually after cumming three times. But I've had to stop that because sessions usually lasted hours when I did that.
     
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    Up to three times a day if I get bored.

    I do it für ze Führer, of course. HEIL!
     
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    0.083 times/2 times/14 times/60 times/730 times
     
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    Well, I hate to burst your bubbles, but I'm not a master baiter.

    But I usually masturbate 3~ times a day to the point I can control how strong I ejaculate.
     
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    appx once a week if I don't get laid
     
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    every other day
     
  17. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    so.... once a week it is?
     
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    This thread lacks wimming posts...
     
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    Studies say if you masterbait 149 times a year, youll live 4 years longer, so ill be living 16 years longer than you assholes!
     
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    I'm impotent, have a micropenis and am allergic to Viagra, so I don't.
     
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    I see what u did there

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    And you are well on your way to becoming a meth or heroin addict, since you use a gateway drug.
     
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    haven't jerked off in about two weeks... i think something i wrong with me.
     
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    Get ready for a strong orgasm when you finally do.

    99% of the time, I'm only able to masturbate once a day, usually 2-4 times a week.
     
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    That's rich. Saying that pot is a gateway drug is like saying that bananas cause cancer. Eighty percent of hard drug users have smoked pot? So fucking what? What about all of the pot smokers that don't move on to hard drugs?
     
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  28. Willidarski

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    A lot.
     
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  30. Moo

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    I used to do it fairly often, but since I've been in a relationship I can't remember the last time I have just by myself.