How many people have you had sex with.

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  1. Emily

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    Not including incest and raep and masturbating
     
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    No rape?...Dang!
     
  3. Emily

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    Counting raep and incest

    Still zero
     
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    What do you expect, lol?
     
  5. Emily

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    I think the sysops have laid hundreds of lucky men.
     
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    fix'd
     
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    i has ever secksed, evar. forveber alone :(
     
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    i am 11, and i not a virgin!11111
     
  9. Stephen

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    k, sry, didn't know.
     
  10. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    APPARENTLY, EMILY FORGOT TO SAY 'NOT INCLUDE SELF-SEX'
     
  11. Emily

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    k
     
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    WHat if I sexed B4 coming to ED? Then I don't break the laws of reality, right??
     
  13. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    THEN YOU ARE FINE, JUST DONT TALK BOUT IT AGAIN. EVER.
     
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    None. Sex sucks.
     
  15. Emily

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    What if you didn't come to ED at all?
    ED WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
     
  16. Vyktor

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    Fix'd kthxbai
     
  17. zaiger

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    Nobody has actually answered this question, u scurred?

    Well I wasn't always a recluse and I am surprisingly attractive for being a nerd from the Internet, so I have slept with a lot of women. I don't have an exact number for you though. I will add however that I have not had sex in months.
     
  18. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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  19. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I knew a sysop would be the first to answer the question.
    Sysops are so beta.
     
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  21. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Sure.
     
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    Just one and his dick tasted saltier than McDonald's french fries. im luvin it.
     
  23. Emily

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    So she tasted sweet?
     
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    No it was salty. Bitch also tried kissing me once after eating me out, I wasn't going to have any of that.
     
  25. Emily

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    Those two times I ate mac do fries they tasted like candy tbh
    Wow, I didn't really know u were a lesbian.
    Congratz.
     
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    Candy? Those things taste like straight up salt to me.
     
  27. Emily

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    Yeah, I was kid, at that age, errthing tastes like candy
     
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    idk, 5? maybe 6.
     
  29. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Nobody can beat the sysops.
     
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    Zaig will prolly beat me, he's pretty pimpin.