How many of you faggots are ready to survive global thermonuclear war?

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    Does completing every fallout game count ?
     
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    What about Duct tape and.... batteries?
    What about condoms and lubes?

    The conventional post-nuclear survival guides don't mention it but what if your neighbor survivor is a very horny faggot and all he wants to do is to fuck you in the ass all day?
    We here at EDF being wiser about that kind of stuff, know such things are likely to happen. Don't we?


    Back in the day I used to play this game Diablow 2. There was this boss in there named Duriel. Every time I defeated this boss my dick could become noticeably harder. Each time I defeated this cunt boss I felt more and more powerful

    I imagine the same thing applies to Fallout 3. Skullfuck the top 10 bosses 10 times everyday. I imagine if I did that while I was alone in that bunker, I would feel more powerful each day. Good motivational tool
     
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    OP, you made what could be a good, though very overused, thread into something boring and gay, go kill yourself
    Sincerely, everyone
     
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    nuke.JPG

    I'm about 4 miles from a major downtown epicenter, survival planning isn't really on my agenda.
     
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    Thankfully there's nothing worth nuking in Australia. I'll probably fuck off to Perisher Blue. Hopefully everybody else doesn't have the same idea. Or maybe that would be a good thing. Gonna need some food supplies for the long winter ahead.
     
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    I live in Ferntree Gully, so I think I'd be safe enough
    NOTE: China would be unlikely to bomb Melbourne due to the high number of chinese nationals here
     
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    Seriously though why would anyone nuke the OZ. What's the point? Scared of spiders?
     
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    Australia is one of the worlds top spots of science, especially in the medical field
     
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    I didn't know how to phrase that better
     
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    Yeah you should watch out modern pharmaceuticals go way against the almighty words of Allah
     
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    I plan to murder and steal from more industrious people. Let them do all the work.
     
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    Kill all my neighbors, steal their stuff, probably eat them.

    Y'know, common sense shit.
     
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    I have Vodka ,and a lawn chair.
     
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    i plan to survive by tricking the machine into playing chess instead
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    I live in LA, and if a nuclear strike is happening, it's probably going to happen here.

    Hollywood liberals, idiotic hippies, Gay Francisco, Mexicans, diverse ethnic communities, etc.
    We have something for everyone to get pissed off about.
    And I'd rather die in the blast than try to live through radiation poisoning.
     
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    Some country could drop the equivalent of a Tsar nuclear bomb on Sacramento and I MIGHT get a good sunburn out of it. Thank fuck for rural living.

    I'd prefer living in a post-nuclear landscape than dealing with the mundane bullshit of everyday life. "Why didn't you take out the trash, Joe?" Because the Volkswagon sized hornets are in a bad mood today, that's why.
     
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    I can just imagine you in a kind of fallout setting joe, you'd fit right in, wrestling IRL cazadores, fucking ghoul chicks, blowing other wastelanders away with large calibre weaponry...
     
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    Nuclear war is unlikely. Regardless, I am not preparing because I am more likely to get raped and murdered by the local black populace than anything else(in the case of a SHTF scenario).
     
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    This thread is stupid, no matter how much you 'prepare' for this kind of situation, a person could never be ready for it

    Feel safe in your basements, children
     
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    The Iranians will nuke here soon and I will die.
     
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    if you're looking for sympathy you're in the wrong place here, jew. most users here would probably love to push the big red "nuke" button themselves.
     
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    No country is stupid enough to attack with a nuclear missile for fear of retaliation. The bombs are made for political posturing, nothing else. Wanna know what makes America the #1 world power? Watch and learn.



    International politics in motion.
     
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    Okay....okay...
    Time to let the cat out of the bag
    This is nothing more than a part of my wet dream

    I am HOPING for Global Thermonuclear war
    The End of Governments
    The End of Civilization
    The End of all this fucked up control freak politics that we have now where government controls every fucking thing in our life
    The destruction of all that and.....

    The Emergence of a Ted Kazinksi Utopia

    Frankly the best chance we ever had of this was when the Cold war as its peak. What if that thing between Kennedy and Kruschev had gone to their logical conclusion. We all would be living in a much better world right now

    The chance of thermonuclear war is much reduced. The only ones stupid enough to detonate a nuke in a population center are the muzzies. And those idiots will probably detonate one nuke and expect the West to surrender. That wont happen. What will happen instead will be that they will get cluster fucked by 100 nukes from the West. Unfortunately this does not solve the problem of this unholy nuisance I call 'civilization'

    Yes the chance of Global Thermocnuclear war is slim. But one can always dream